What would you do if...... (awesome content)

[s15driftking]

....If, someone said "I'm going to give you a 200.00 dollar gift certificate to anywhere that you can buy gift certificates"???


Cash is not an option....

Where would you realistically get a free 200.00 dollar gift certificate to?

discuss!!!

[mmblz]

:confused:

I guess to somewhere that I could buy "awesome content"





:rolleyes:

[md4958]

how about a credit card-gift card. I know AMEX has these, and Im pretty sure MasterCard has them too.

This would probably be my choice, so if I wanna spend $50 here, and $75 there I can and Im not locked into one place... however, I have the option to spend all $200 at once too

[j-easy]

definitely the credit card gift card if that is an option, if not probably amazon.com, they sell everything

[nozero]

Right now, Taboo and I'd ask for a variety of smokes be sent to the troops.

[Clampdown]

how about a credit card-gift card. I know AMEX has these, and Im pretty sure MasterCard has them too.

This would probably be my choice, so if I wanna spend $50 here, and $75 there I can and Im not locked into one place... however, I have the option to spend all $200 at once too

Agree, I have a friend at work who uses these to bet on sports so the wife doesnt find out. I dont condone it, but it seems to work ok for him. :tu

[mrreindeer]

[B]Where would you realistically get a free 200.00 dollar gift certificate to?

Well, we actually just got a generous cert to Outback Steakhouse and used it at their upscale steakhouse 'Fleming's' and had a really nice dinner. Nice thing about places like that are the multiple uses....Outback, Fleming's, Roy's and a few others. So even when it's narrowed down for 'ya, you still have a choice as to where to go! So, I'd say, sure, why not another cert like that; we had a very nice time.

But....

If you're lookin' to use it on steaks themselves, I'd go here: www.stockyards.com (best steak mailorder company around - they supply some major American steakhouses with their beef & I've used them numerous times for clients)

Or a Costco cert is pretty handy.....you can buy some great booze (or a lot of sh!tty booze!), nice wine...heck, you could put together a helluva great meal at home with $200 there!

Massage: 2 hour-long massages (no, Bob, not the Thai Massage Parlor, I don't think they give certs for that)

So there are my top 4 right now...

[elderboy02]

I would ask for a gift certificate to The Party Source. They are pretty much the only place I buy cigars from. I would buy some cigars for myself and some to send to the troops.

[theycallmedan'lboone]

probably gander mountain, bass pro shops/ dicks sporting goods, or my local cigar store..

if at gander mountain/bass pro/dicks I could buy the Savage rifle I wanted, and then continue my stockpile for zombie invasion, if at my cigar store... well I'd have a pretty good time.

[Ace$nyper]

Do hookers do gift cards?

I'm asking ... for a friend.

Joking aside..
home depot or jegs. I'd go for probably.

[md4958]

Do hookers do gift cards?

I'm asking ... for a friend.

Joking aside..
home depot or jugs. I'd go for probably.

that would be money well spent!!

[MajorCaptSilly]

Sock Monkey Store

MCS

[Starscream]

CI or Best Buy

[:eevis]

I would probably get one to Wegmans or another grocery store, so as to help take a little pressure off the family income for a month or so. Not as fun as the others, I'm a boring guy

[Da Klugs]

I'd take mine to Penguin Paradise. Have always considered the "content" there to be awsome. :D

http://blog.rapidsea.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/20070825goodluckchuckpenguinpanties.jpg

[replicant_argent]

shakes head.........

[ahc4353]

I'm with Dave on this one.

[goalie204]

:confused:

I guess to somewhere that I could buy "awesome content"





:rolleyes:

:tpd:

[taltos]

Probably Stop and Shop. That's two or three weeks groceries. Failing that, probably my local Mobil station.

[s15driftking]

SOME CRAZY OPINIONS OUT THERE!!

Some boring... like grocery shopping.

some cool, like car parts stores.. summitracing would maybe be nice though i am not buildign a V8 car.

Best buy is always a good choice... and CI is nice ebcause it will make your money go farther!

some of the charitible opinions were nice as well.

I'd really like to buy whats behind Jessica Alba's undies... is that illegal?


ahaha, keep em coming...

So far my vote is for the Visa Gift card... so you can buy ANY cigar you want...

[kaisersozei]

....If, someone said "I'm going to give you a 200.00 dollar gift certificate to anywhere that you can buy gift certificates"???

Cash is not an option....

Where would you realistically get a free 200.00 dollar gift certificate to?

discuss!!!

Probably the Encyclopedia Store, so I can understand that post.

[Smokin Gator]

eBay so you can get that Vino!!

[Cigary]

how about a credit card-gift card. I know AMEX has these, and Im pretty sure MasterCard has them too.

This would probably be my choice, so if I wanna spend $50 here, and $75 there I can and Im not locked into one place... however, I have the option to spend all $200 at once too

Ditto this as I love to spread the 'love' everywhere and support as many businesses as possible.

[replicant_argent]

I will take "Awesome Content Store" for 200.00 Alex.


and the question....



"What is a 'wash' ?"

[Bruzee]

:confused: Wheres the awesome content? I opened this looking for cigar po-rn.

[gettysburgfreak]

Target, you could buy a 16 count cooler

[Genetic Defect]

Doh'

[King James]

Best Buy hands down... can never spend too much $$ there :)

[Genetic Defect]

Best Buy hands down... can never spend too much $$ there :)

actually compared to online shops you can, also is this where you are getting the wedding gift?

[smitdavi]

:confused: Wheres the awesome content?

:tpd:

[replicant_argent]

Best Buy hands down... can never spend too much $$ there :)

Best Buy is only "BEST BUY" if you believe them, Jim.


You gotta learn how to find better prices than them.

[mojo65]

Best Buy is only "BEST BUY" if you believe them, Jim.


You gotta learn how to find better prices than them.

They price match, Got a samsung TV 999.99 on the shelf for the amazon price of 769.00.

the manager said OUCH!

[icehog3]

My butt itches.

[s15driftking]

eBay so you can get that Vino!!

thats not a bad idea!

if i got a visa gift card, i could do the same as well though y'know?

[nozero]

Do hookers do gift cards?


A friend tells me yes.
;)

[ahc4353]

:confused: Wheres the awesome content?

See Dave's post. (#15) :D

[nozero]

My butt itches.

You could get quite a lot of Boudreaux's Butt Paste for $200.00 to help with your itch.

[chippewastud79]

D'oh. Fooled by the "Awesome Content" claim :bh

My butt itches.

http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/anti-monkey-butt.jpg

[K Baz]

Heartfelt or cigarmony.

I seems to always need a little of this and that. New punch, some more beads, palio or 2, blazer, singles tray, anti itch cream.

[Diesel Kinevel]

Cabelas the worlds foremost outfitter

[Bruzee]

See Dave's post. (#15) :D

Awwwe, there it is.... That is extremely awesome content. It would have been more awesomer if Jessica Alba didn't have morals. :r

[s15driftking]

you asked for some awesome content.....

http://www.nataliedee.com/012908/self-esteem-is-awesome.jpg

[icehog3]

You could get quite a lot of Boudreaux's Butt Paste for $200.00 to help with your itch.

Do they have gift cards? :)

[awsmith4]

Do they have gift cards? :)

I happen to know Baby's R Us has it and they have gift cards :D


I have 2 kids in diapers what can i say

[ScottishSmoker]

Did you get that itch scratched Tom?

[MajorCaptSilly]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?pictureid=997&albumid=123&dl=1231256427&thumb=1

MCs

[ahc4353]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?pictureid=997&albumid=123&dl=1231256427&thumb=1

MCs

:r

You are on a roll today!

:r

[chippewastud79]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?pictureid=997&albumid=123&dl=1231256427&thumb=1

MCs

Did you miss all the awesome content? You have to work a little bit, but it was promised by the OP :hm

[Jbailey]

See Dave's post. (#15) :D

I double vote for that awesome content!

[MajorCaptSilly]

I believe the rules of order in forum land put the responsibility of awesome content on the original poster. Thus, any awesome content added by subsequent posters, while awesome, do not fulfill the responsibility of awesome content that was taken on by the original poster when that poster inserted that promise into the post title.

MCS

[icehog3]

Did you get that itch scratched Tom?

No, but I am hopeful. :)

[ahc4353]

I believe the rules of order in forum land put the responsibility of awesome content on the original poster. Thus, any awesome content added by subsequent posters, while awesome, do not fulfill the responsibility of awesome content that was taken on by the original poster when that poster inserted that promise into the post title.

MCS

I second the above.

[SilverFox]

I second the above.

Carried

[Da Klugs]

I believe the rules of order in forum land put the responsibility of awesome content on the original poster. Thus, any awesome content added by subsequent posters, while awesome, do not fulfill the responsibility of awesome content that was taken on by the original poster when that poster inserted that promise into the post title.

MCS

Awww now don't go crushing a mans dreams. Not everyone is capable of awesome content. Some are more pedestrian in their thinking. Lacking the experience and occasionally the intellect to provide content which would measure up to the expected awesome standards here.

I view this thread as a cry for mentors who can provided examples of the path to "awesomeness". A deep rooted need, while unfocused or even understood by the OP, expressing itself through unintended but subliminally shouted, "show me the path".

Who does not long for a role model? And, what better role model then one of awesomeness?

We're here for ya s15!

[yourchoice]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?pictureid=997&albumid=123&dl=1231256427&thumb=1

MCs

Scott, most of your stuff is...well...just silly. This is flat out funny. :r

[St. Lou Stu]

No, but I am hopeful. :)

I'll scratch it for $200.

[pnoon]

I'll scratch it for $200.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2893227519_df812aa283.jpg?v=0

[SilverFox]

Awww now don't go crushing a mans dreams. Not everyone is capable of awesome content. Some are more pedestrian in their thinking. Lacking the experience and occasionally the intellect to provide content which would measure up to the expected awesome standards here.

I view this thread as a cry for mentors who can provided examples of the path to "awesomeness". A deep rooted need, while unfocused or even understood by the OP, expressing itself through unintended but subliminally shouted, "show me the path".

Who does not long for a role model? And, what better role model then one of awesomeness?

We're here for ya s15!

There is no charge for awesomeness..............or attractiveness

[rizzle]

You could get quite a lot of Boudreaux's Butt Paste for $200.00 to help with your itch.

Awesome!
:r

[ahc4353]

I'll scratch it for $200.


If you do, I don't ever want to be involved with a PPP with you, ever. Come to think of it I don't even want to shake your hand if you do that.

:D

[MithShrike]

definitely the credit card gift card if that is an option, if not probably amazon.com, they sell everything

:tpd:

[MajorCaptSilly]

Awww now don't go crushing a mans dreams. Not everyone is capable of awesome content. Some are more pedestrian in their thinking. Lacking the experience and occasionally the intellect to provide content which would measure up to the expected awesome standards here.

I view this thread as a cry for mentors who can provided examples of the path to "awesomeness". A deep rooted need, while unfocused or even understood by the OP, expressing itself through unintended but subliminally shouted, "show me the path".

Who does not long for a role model? And, what better role model then one of awesomeness?

We're here for ya s15!


Dave,

I see what you're saying. I know that not everyone can come up with timely and provocative subjects like cake, Jerry, sock drawers, nicknames, etc. I just feel the "awesome content' disclaimer has been a bit abused here. I have never in my history of posting to any forum or newsgroup played the "awesome content" card. My shtick is not for everyone. I feel that fewer than 27% of people would say that I have ever posted "awesome content" therefore, I do not ever wave the "awesome content" flag around my posts. When a youngster comes in and goes where I will not, it makes my a little upset. Thank you for understanding my position (missionary) and for your cheesy mustache.

MCS

Hot dogs cannot talk.

[Blueface]

Some seriously sick funny stuff in this thread.

Somebody help me.
Please help me.
What the heck is this "awesome content stuff all about?
I just got from under my rock.

Oh, and to address the original thread.
Why on earth would I want to buy a $200 gift certificate with a $200 gift certificate?:rolleyes:
(just kidding, I think I know what you meant).

[Da Klugs]

Dave,

I see what you're saying. I know that not everyone can come up with timely and provocative subjects like cake, Jerry, sock drawers, nicknames, etc. I just feel the "awesome content' disclaimer has been a bit abused here. I have never in my history of posting to any forum or newsgroup played the "awesome content" card. My shtick is not for everyone. I feel that fewer than 27% of people would say that I have ever posted "awesome content" therefore, I do not ever wave the "awesome content" flag around my posts. When a youngster comes in and goes where I will not, it makes my a little upset. Thank you for understanding my position (missionary) and for your cheesy mustache.

MCS

Hot dogs cannot talk.

A sign that the Apocalypse is near....

Took the "credit card users" (daughters) to the bank to do some things today. We are in the branch managers office and she steps out. Get into a conversation about some of my organizational involvements and meetings this past weekend.

Oldest asks what my position is on the board....

I answer... it typically feels like doggie. Think it might be the first "reference" that I have ever used to either of them. Shock turned to giggles and then uncontrollable laughter. Might be an "evolutionary" turning point in our relationship, though not sure if it's a good one.

Apologies for the lack of awesomeness in this post. :ss

[MajorCaptSilly]

A sign that the Apocalypse is near....

Took the "credit card users" (daughters) to the bank to do some things today. We are in the branch managers office and she steps out. Get into a conversation about some of my organizational involvements and meetings this past weekend.

Oldest asks what my position is on the board....

I answer... it typically feels like doggie. Think it might be the first "reference" that I have ever used to either of them. Shock turned to giggles and then uncontrollable laughter. Might be an "evolutionary" turning point in our relationship, though not sure if it's a good one.

Apologies for the lack of awesomeness in this post. :ss


Probably one of the most awesome posts I have ever read!

MCS

[Mugen910]

A sign that the Apocalypse is near....

Took the "credit card users" (daughters) to the bank to do some things today. We are in the branch managers office and she steps out. Get into a conversation about some of my organizational involvements and meetings this past weekend.

Oldest asks what my position is on the board....

I answer... it typically feels like doggie. Think it might be the first "reference" that I have ever used to either of them. Shock turned to giggles and then uncontrollable laughter. Might be an "evolutionary" turning point in our relationship, though not sure if it's a good one.

Apologies for the lack of awesomeness in this post. :ss

Probably one of the most awesome posts I have ever read!

MCS

:tpd:

Some of the funniest moments in life happen when one person who is thought of within a certain light or regard makes a joke that levels the playing field of humor and age. I can remember when my mother made a dirty joke towards me about not "Doing it" with my GF the night before a marathon else I wouldn't cross the finish line. :r I could not stop laughing for it was the first joke of that type I've heard from her.

[Blueface]

This is truly awesome.

You guys have touched me. (please let me know when you can touch me again:D)

[Mugen910]

This is truly awesome.

You guys have touched me. (please let me know when you can touch me again:D)

:r:tu

[icehog3]

:tpd:

Some of the funniest moments in life happen when one person who is thought of within a certain light or regard makes a joke that levels the playing field of humor and age. I can remember when my mother made a dirty joke towards me about not "Doing it" with my GF the night before a marathon else I wouldn't cross the finish line. :r I could not stop laughing for it was the first joke of that type I've heard from her.

One of the hardest laughs I have ever had came when I was maybe 8-9 and my Dad's mom came to Detroit from Florida to visit. My Grandma was probably 70 at the time, and I don't think I ever remembered her laughing.

My Dad was ordering desert for 4 of us at a restaurant, and ordered 4 hot fudge sundaes, and told them to bring one without nuts as he knew I did not like them on my sundae.

My Grandma blurts out "Hold who's nuts!!??" to the waitress and my Dad. We sit there in shock for 5 seconds, and then me, my Dad and my Grandma had one of the greatest laughs, for several minutes, ever.

I know it wasn't a "turning point" moment like Dave's, but it is probably my favorite memory of my Grandma who has been gone for 30+ years. Thanks for reminding me. :)

[Starscream]

Dave,

I see what you're saying. I know that not everyone can come up with timely and provocative subjects like cake, Jerry, sock drawers, nicknames, etc. I just feel the "awesome content' disclaimer has been a bit abused here. I have never in my history of posting to any forum or newsgroup played the "awesome content" card. My shtick is not for everyone. I feel that fewer than 27% of people would say that I have ever posted "awesome content" therefore, I do not ever wave the "awesome content" flag around my posts. When a youngster comes in and goes where I will not, it makes my a little upset. Thank you for understanding my position (missionary) and for your cheesy mustache.

MCS

Hot dogs cannot talk.

I guess I'm one of the 27%. I think most MCS posts are full of "awesome content". But then again, I have a strange sense of humor.

[nozero]

Do they have gift cards? :)

Yes Sir!
http://www.drugstore.com/search/search_results.asp?N=0&Ntx=mode%2Bmatchallpartial&Ntk=All&srchtree=1&Ntt=gift+cards

or

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067L6TQ/ref=topnav_giftcert_ba


:salute:

[yourchoice]

:tpd:

Some of the funniest moments in life happen when one person who is thought of within a certain light or regard makes a joke that levels the playing field of humor and age. I can remember when my mother made a dirty joke towards me about not "Doing it" with my GF the night before a marathon else I wouldn't cross the finish line. :r I could not stop laughing for it was the first joke of that type I've heard from her.

I'll add a funny story of my own. Me and a friend of mine drove from NJ to Florida (just north of Tampa) for our spring break of either my freshman or sophmore year of college. We were going to visit a high school friend who moved down there for college and was living with his grandparents to save some money. My buddy was out and he thought, based on when we left, that we would show up around 6:00 PM, but we got there around 3:30 instead.

Anyway, we get there and the only person home is his grandpa. We were watching a Cubs spring training game with the 70+ year old man, pretty much in complete silence. Quite uncomfortable. My Florida friend's 15 or 16 year old female cousin walks in wearing very very very short shorts...like Daisy Dukes. Well grandpa says, without hesitating..."if those shorts were any shorter you'd have two more cheeks to paint and more hair to comb." Me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing. The conversation with gramps was much better after he let that one out!

[s15driftking]

My Florida friend's 15 or 16 year old female cousin walks in wearing very very very short shorts...like Daisy Dukes. Well grandpa says, without hesitating..."if those shorts were any shorter you'd have two more cheeks to paint and more hair to comb." Me and my buddy couldn't stop laughing. The conversation with gramps was much better after he let that one out!


its funny that you say that. I find that so many times once that barrier is broken by a common ground taboo you really see people of "different generations" open up. No one ever thinks that a grumpy old quiet grandpa would have the sense of humor of a young sailor.

The idea is that "we're all guys here" y'know? we all think the same things (essentially). too many times we treat our elders like autonomous priests who we are afraid to open up to.... If you open up to them more than half the time you'll find that hey are much more alike to you than you think...

My grandpa told me a joke once (i was 17 at the time) and he and i were sitting there alone in the living room on some holiday some odd years ago...

(keep in mind he was a sailor on the Navy during WW2 and a decorated soldier who saved an entire submarine full of men through a brave act, he.... at age 83 would still get up early and work out, he was built like a brick shithouse and was very militant and serious most his life...towards us kids)


the joke goes like this...MY grandpa says this to me...

"I was sitting at a bus dtop in downtown Youngstown about 15 years ago and i saw a punk rocker kid there with a mowhak that was blue, red, green, and purple....

....i sat and stared at the kid until he said "hey man, what the hell are you looking at??" (in a snyde manner)

"i replied..."well, i just had to take a good look son, as you know... times were tough during the war and when i was overseas some 20 odd years ago i was lonely and i had sex with a peacock... im sorry for staring but, i just wanted to see if you were my long lost son"


my face turned beat red!

[MajorCaptSilly]

I guess I'm one of the 27%. I think most MCS posts are full of "awesome content". But then again, I have a strange sense of humor.

Andy,

Thank you for your support. If we ever meet, I will squeeze your ass when we hug.

MCS

[pnoon]

Andy,

Thank you for your support. If we ever meet, I will squeeze your ass when we hug.

MCS
Good thing hot dogs can't talk. :D

[Starscream]

Andy,

Thank you for your support. If we ever meet, I will squeeze your ass when we hug.

MCS
Be gentle. My ass is a little shy.
Good thing hot dogs can't talk. :D

Sure is, they'd be jealous of my ass otherwise.:D

[hotreds]

Pre-supposing a soft-determinist/compatibalist world, (i.e. The willing in “the world” is limited by pre-existent social structures/physical limits to finite choice-options) which this author appears to adhere to, (as well as being a materialist I suppose) the “self” (i.e. The “I” or ego) is shaped, in part, by these pre-existent “structures” that we are castaway into/ our pre-determined genetic organization/ and our finite will imposing, and intruding into the pre-existents, thus altering the pre-existents, which in turn, alter the self. Ad infinitum. It appears, to my thinking at least, that these three “aspects” (e.g. the self/will/pre-existent social structures) work in an inter-dependent relationship.

[Mugen910]

Be gentle. My ass is a little shy.


Sure is, they'd be jealous of my ass otherwise.:D

:dr:r

[Studebaker]

Pre-supposing a soft-determinist/compatibalist world, (i.e. The willing in “the world” is limited by pre-existent social structures/physical limits to finite choice-options) which this author appears to adhere to, (as well as being a materialist I suppose) the “self” (i.e. The “I” or ego) is shaped, in part, by these pre-existent “structures” that we are castaway into/ our pre-determined genetic organization/ and our finite will imposing, and intruding into the pre-existents, thus altering the pre-existents, which in turn, alter the self. Ad infinitum. It appears, to my thinking at least, that these three “aspects” (e.g. the self/will/pre-existent social structures) work in an inter-dependent relationship.

I feel I must respond to this.


HUH?

[cort]

I feel I must respond to this.


HUH?

:tpd:

[hotreds]

It's the "awesome content" promised in the title!

[Studebaker]

So THAT'S where it was hiding!

[hotreds]

"Hiding" being the operative word here!

[elderboy02]

I am cornfused :confused:

[white_s2k]

LOL, OP failed.. but the thread delivered! (huh?)

[hotreds]

I am cornfused :confused:

Welcome to the club, Padawan!

[lightning9191]

Pre-supposing a soft-determinist/compatibalist world, (i.e. The willing in “the world” is limited by pre-existent social structures/physical limits to finite choice-options) which this author appears to adhere to, (as well as being a materialist I suppose) the “self” (i.e. The “I” or ego) is shaped, in part, by these pre-existent “structures” that we are castaway into/ our pre-determined genetic organization/ and our finite will imposing, and intruding into the pre-existents, thus altering the pre-existents, which in turn, alter the self. Ad infinitum. It appears, to my thinking at least, that these three “aspects” (e.g. the self/will/pre-existent social structures) work in an inter-dependent relationship.

This thread totally makes sense now. Thank you for clearing it up.:r

[Wolfgang]

I would take that gift card to swanky town!!!!

[s0leful0ne]

i was expecting at least 50 pics...

:(

[SilverFox]

i was expecting at least 50 pics...

:(


:tpd::tpd::chr:dance:

Oh my lord I just about pooped myself right there.

[ahc4353]

This thread keeps me hanging on every post. What gems will today bring? I can't wait to see.

[s15driftking]

i was expecting at least 50 pics...

:(

A thread like this would be more the 72-77 range! :chr

[Blueface]

Pre-supposing a soft-determinist/compatibalist world, (i.e. The willing in “the world” is limited by pre-existent social structures/physical limits to finite choice-options) which this author appears to adhere to, (as well as being a materialist I suppose) the “self” (i.e. The “I” or ego) is shaped, in part, by these pre-existent “structures” that we are castaway into/ our pre-determined genetic organization/ and our finite will imposing, and intruding into the pre-existents, thus altering the pre-existents, which in turn, alter the self. Ad infinitum. It appears, to my thinking at least, that these three “aspects” (e.g. the self/will/pre-existent social structures) work in an inter-dependent relationship.

:r:r:r

[s15driftking]

Never too late, is this considered awesome content/talent?

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/talent.jpg

?

[replicant_argent]

http://www.glasscleaner.com/
200.00 bucks worth of Sparkle... the Swankiest of glass cleaners. Not to mention, Suzy Sparkle is a Smokin' Hottie.

http://www.glasscleaner.com/audio/SparkleKJ10-31.mp3


Never say no to Purple Magic.

[smitdavi]

Never too late, is this considered awesome content/talent?

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/talent.jpg

?

maybe....but I'm gonna say no :hm

[MajorCaptSilly]

I am still awaiting awesome content from the original poster. So far we have:

1. Talking hotdog
2. Dude drinking beer from 5 glasses.

While these may be considered mildly amusing by some (not me), I would not classify either as awesome. I will let the other thread participants correct me if I'm wrong. I'm about to get into a webinar with a client so, if someone could keep an eye on this thread, I would appreciate it.

Thanks,

MCS

[poker]

Las Vegas casinos dont accept gift cards.

[s15driftking]

I am still awaiting awesome content from the original poster. So far we have:

1. Talking hotdog
2. Dude drinking beer from 5 glasses.

While these may be considered mildly amusing by some (not me),

Thanks,

MCS

Would it be better if i performed the stunt myself and posted pics?

[Blueface]

I am still awaiting awesome content from the original poster. So far we have:

1. Talking hotdog
2. Dude drinking beer from 5 glasses.

While these may be considered mildly amusing by some (not me), I would not classify either as awesome. I will let the other thread participants correct me if I'm wrong. I'm about to get into a webinar with a client so, if someone could keep an eye on this thread, I would appreciate it.

Thanks,

MCS


:r
Does this qualify as "awesome content"?

[Genetic Defect]

Would it be better if i performed the stunt myself and posted pics?

could you make that sound?

[replicant_argent]

Would it be better if i performed the stunt myself and posted pics?

I don't know about better, but we might expect it!


Please include preparations for the event in photographic form, stretching exercises, biological, physical, and mental effects on learned behavior, theory on beer, stretching, and photography, detailed diagrams of all processes and an after event overview and incident report. All material must be in standardized forms and completed before submission for review by the board. Partially completed tasks/projects will not fall under consideration of the member group and thusly must be rejected.

[poker]

could you make that sound?

sound (http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/fart-sounds/fart-wav-2.wav)

[Genetic Defect]

sound (http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/fart-sounds/fart-wav-2.wav)

:r not quite the sound I was thinking, more of a popping sound.

[Studebaker]

Would it be better if i performed the stunt myself and posted pics?

You mean that wasn't you??

And to answer your question, awesome? Nah. Spectacle? Uh huh.

[Blueface]

sound (http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/fart-sounds/fart-wav-2.wav)

:r:r:r

[s15driftking]

I don't know about better, but we might expect it!


Please include preparations for the event in photographic form, stretching exercises, biological, physical, and mental effects on learned behavior, theory on beer, stretching, and photography, detailed diagrams of all processes and an after event overview and incident report. All material must be in standardized forms and completed before submission for review by the board. Partially completed tasks/projects will not fall under consideration of the member group and thusly must be rejected.

i mean.... you know we're talking about 350+ pics right? :ss

[Blueface]

i mean.... you know we're talking about 350+ pics right? :ss

That's all?

[Genetic Defect]

That's all?

its gotta be dark where he is ;)

[replicant_argent]

its gotta be dark where he is ;)

and it could conceivably take a loooooooooooooooong time.

But I am sure he will do a bang up job for you, Perry. :al:r

[Genetic Defect]

and it could conceivably take a loooooooooooooooong time.

But I am sure he will do a bang up job for you, Perry. :al:r

:r:r maybe some beans would help

[Starscream]

:r
Does this qualify as "awesome content"?

Yes.:)

[chippewastud79]

Frankly the awesomeness of this content has merely been provided by inmates with little need to extrapolate. :rolleyes:

[mrreindeer]

I can remember when my mother made a dirty joke towards me about not "Doing it" with my GF the night before a marathon else I wouldn't cross the finish line. :r I could not stop laughing for it was the first joke of that type I've heard from her.

I'm sorry for your loss Bao.

if those shorts were any shorter you'd have two more cheeks to paint and more hair to comb."

:r:r

i mean.... you know we're talking about 350+ pics right? :ss

The fellers asked for it Bob...bring it! :r

[MajorCaptSilly]

:r
Does this qualify as "awesome content"?


Ummmmmmm. YES!

MCS

[icehog3]

i mean.... you know we're talking about 350+ pics right? :ss

We will expect your check to cover bandwith prior to the 350 pics. ;)

[pnoon]

The fellers asked for it Bob...bring it! :r

In my best Al Borland voice, "I don't think so, Tim." :)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/01/alborlandbeard2.jpg

[St. Lou Stu]

In my best Al Borland voice, "I don't think so, Tim." :)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/01/alborlandbeard2.jpg

WOW Peter!!! That was good! You sounded just like him!:hm

[s15driftking]

We will expect your check to cover bandwith prior to the 350 pics. ;)

should i use my new checks i got with the gurkha insignia on the background? :D

[MajorCaptSilly]

should i use my new checks i got with the gurkha insignia on the background? :D

If you do that, any awesome content you post now or in the future will be considered null and void as Ghurkha checks are lame.

MCS

[hotreds]

Awesome airplane!

http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/Oceana2008/Resized_IMG_0963.jpg

[s15driftking]

If you do that, any awesome content you post now or in the future will be considered null and void as Ghurkha checks are lame.

MCS


do ...they? make? Gurkha checks? hehe

[Blueface]

Awesome place to live

[hotreds]

MOST awesome airplane!


http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/nasoc2005/Resized_f14swept.jpg

[icehog3]

should i use my new checks i got with the gurkha insignia on the background? :D

As long as there are enough 0s after a non-zero number, absolutely. ;)

[AD720]

http://k53.pbase.com/u39/sgaznwang2/upload/32399524.173013095FAlUgx_ph.jpg

AWESOME BLOSSOM!

[SilverFox]

Awesome place to go

http://www.guidesulysse.com/avo/cuba/72dpi/cuba_map.gif

[Blueface]

Awesome place to go

http://www.guidesulysse.com/avo/cuba/72dpi/cuba_map.gif

Most awesome view of it from afar.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/cmach_photo/CSC_0035.jpg

[Wolfgang]

http://images2.jokaroo.net/images/talent.jpg


Remember After College its called being an alcoholic. :al:al

[s15driftking]

Remember After College its called being an alcoholic. :al:al

my new sig quote.

[lightning9191]

Did you start this thread to steal others' awesome content?:D

[hotreds]

I think that this is just a revival of the "we are all post whores" thread!:ss

[chippewastud79]

Did you start this thread to steal others' awesome content?:D

:hm He has seemed to feed off of other's awesomeness:D

[s15driftking]

its more of a give and take... you give, i take...?

[ahc4353]

AWESOME
1. Inspiring awe: ....
2. Expressing awe: ....
3. Slang. Remarkable; outstanding:.....


CONTENT:
1. significance or profundity; meaning: .....
2. substantive information or creative material ...

The "awesome content" promised in the thread title by the OP is non-existent.

Other than a select few posts / photos from members other than the OP this thread has not lived up to the hype.

I truly feel that it is the responsibility of the OP to provide what he claimed to be "awesome content" and at this juncture he has failed to deliver and all posts from the OP should be removed from his post count. :D

[Genetic Defect]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf4R16LSVk0

[Blueface]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf4R16LSVk0

Sick man.:D

[mrreindeer]

What about THIS awesome content? http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=7587

:D

[pnoon]

What about THIS awesome content? http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=7587

:D

Nope. ;)

[mrreindeer]

Nope. ;)

Dabnabit! :D

[GKitty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf4R16LSVk0

Thank for further definition of "awesome". Using these parameters, it's my finding that OP has failed to provide the awesomeness promised by the title. Thank you to the community for their support in supplying the content that's truly awesome.

[lightning9191]

Is this awesome content?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nQX-WZTKs

[hotreds]

Nay, t'is not so. But, this IS AWESOME content:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjpikTn2qAk&feature=related

[Blueface]

Nay, t'is not so. But, this IS AWESOME content:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjpikTn2qAk&feature=related

Awesome content indeed.

[Bruzee]

Has this been moved to banter yet? :D

[Starscream]

How about these for awesome content:


http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=1654&page=2
Start at post 23

or

http://www.clubstogie.com/vb/showthread.php?t=162769

[chippewastud79]

Has this been moved to banter yet? :D

Still waiting on the OP's promised "Awesome Contest" :rolleyes:

[s15driftking]

Well, you know, it was hard to decide on what awesome content to display....

I could take the easy way out and post pictures of hot girls...

I could search endlessly through the web tryign to find the wackiest pics possible....


Or, i could do this.....


I promised awesome content, good things come to those who wait.

Awesome Content:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=158848#post158848

[ahc4353]

Surprised this thread hasn't made it to sticky status on it's way to the Hall of Fame.

[Blueface]

Well, you know, it was hard to decide on what awesome content to display....

I could take the easy way out and post pictures of hot girls...

I could search endlessly through the web tryign to find the wackiest pics possible....


Or, i could do this.....


I promised awesome content, good things come to those who wait.

Awesome Content:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=158848#post158848

I'll take B. :r:r:r

[s15driftking]

BTW, Icehog...

you should enter, i'm getting a fresh shipment of 20 gurkhas early next week - I know you want to win!!!


Just kidding boys and girls, no worries about winning Gurkhas,.... Those are for me...you can have the rest of the CRAP in my humidor...

(just kidding, the prize will be good)

[hotreds]

WWII Weekend, 2006

http://www.montgomeryaviationphotography.com/reading2006/Resized_boom.jpg

[s15driftking]

Reds... that is freakign awesome btw. i love guns, i really love big guns!

[Genetic Defect]

Reds... that is freakign awesome btw. i love guns, i really love big guns!

:lv

[Blueface]

Reds... that is freakign awesome btw. i love guns, i really love big guns!

Looks like your contest may be over? :r

....and get the "n" and "g" thing right for that other thread.:D

[s15driftking]

Looks like your contest may be over? :r

....and get the "n" and "g" thing right for that other thread.:D


edit - sorry for the incorrect spelling - it's a bad habit that i have been trying to correct for a year now. i proof read stuff more now than ever and still miss that "gn" crap

I think i'm dyslexic (sp.).. seriously.

[Genetic Defect]

edit - sorry for the incorrect spelling - it's a bad habit that i have been trying to correct for a year now. i proof read stuff more now than ever and still miss that "gn" crap

I think i'm dyslexic (sp.).. seriously.

speel chekker would ov cought it

[s15driftking]

speel chekker would ov cought it

there's a spell check on the forums? Wow, I am an idiot.

thank you!

[Genetic Defect]

there's a spell check on the forums? Wow, I am an idiot.

thank you!

:bh in your brower not the forum you idiot

[chippewastud79]

there's a spell check on the forums? Wow, I am an idiot.

thank you!

Try slowing down a little bit :2

[s15driftking]

:bh in your brower not the forum you idiot

Oh, i thought this was a spell check....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/s15driftking/untitled-6.jpg

[Starscream]

This thread provides my daily dose of entertainment.

[icehog3]

BTW, Icehog...

you should enter, i'm getting a fresh shipment of 20 gurkhas early next week - I know you want to win!!!




My humidor only likes awesome content. ;) :r

:bh in your brower not the forum you idiot

Oh, Perry. :r

[AD720]

My humidor only likes awesome content. ;) :r



Oh, Perry. :r


HA! Ncie cetch Tom!

:dance:

[chippewastud79]

My humidor only likes awesome content. ;) :r


See, now thats funny :D

[MajorCaptSilly]

I really don't think I can add anything more to this thread. I will continue reading and shaking my head but do not have the energy to participate.

Sincerely,

MCS

[ahc4353]

s15's avatar looks like he just got busted by Tom stealing a Gurkha form his humidor. :r

[Blueface]

I really don't think I can add anything more to this thread. I will continue reading and shaking my head but do not have the energy to participate.

Sincerely,

MCS

That is it.
The OP should request closing it if you are no longer participating.
I came here to read your posts.
In that case, I am out of here also.

SOLIDARITY!!!:r:r:r

[Starscream]

s15's avatar looks like he just got busted by Tom stealing a Gurkha form his humidor. :r

:r:r:r

[SilverFox]

Now this is freakin' awesome.

Al (AHC4353) having a chat via blackberry this morning

few lines of me *****ing about my car issues.......

then I finally figure I have done enough *****ing

Shawn: How are you Today.

Al Sr.: Funny you should ask. My shirt just caught on fire.

[mrreindeer]

Shawn: How are you Today.

Al Sr.: Funny you should ask. My shirt just caught on fire.


:r:r:r:r

[Genetic Defect]

My humidor only likes awesome content. ;) :r



Oh, Perry. :r

:D dood that was shorthand :hm

[Starscream]

OP, you should change your CUT to "Searching for Awesome Content"

[Blueface]

I feel I need to go on even though I am maintaining solidarity with MCS.

Awesome content?

[Starscream]

I feel I need to go on even though I am maintaining solidarity with MCS.

Awesome content?

Didn't need to see that.:pu

It's bigger than :bs :D

[Blueface]

More awesome content?
Sure as heck wouldn't want to be these guys if it blows up.

[zitro_joe]

Oh, i thought this was a spell check....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/s15driftking/untitled-6.jpg

Pure PWNAGE:dance: