Great News

[Steve]

College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!"

Father: "What, son?"

College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"

Father: "I certainly do."

College student: "Well, you get to keep it!"

[Weelok]

Hah, now the Father needs to but some Scotch and Cigars.

[icehog3]

Or pay for a tutor for his dillweed son......