Some things are hard to see...

[Steve]

A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.

Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

"Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

[heyferg]

It's funny because it's true!
:r

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[markem]

been there, done that :r