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Brian D.
09-26-2017, 08:39 PM
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

Brian D.
09-26-2017, 08:41 PM
A hippo weighs about two tons; Zippo is a little lighter.

Brian D.
09-26-2017, 08:42 PM
This one might play better in a nursing home than a nursery.

09-27-2017, 02:09 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit the psychedelic mushrooms. :D