View Full Version : Groaners, beware,,,

12-12-2016, 08:10 AM
Alice: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don't know. What?
Alice: A pineapple!

Phil: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Phil: In a snow bank.

Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Mike: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Mike: Chill out.

Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.

Phil: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your
Harold: Beats me. What?
Phil: Santa Claws.

Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don't know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.

Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.

12-12-2016, 08:55 AM


12-12-2016, 11:36 AM


I second that motion. LOL

The Poet
12-12-2016, 12:07 PM
I third that emoji.

12-23-2016, 10:04 AM
what's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you?

a pool table

why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

they have big fingers

12-23-2016, 11:42 AM
Nice, love puns

12-23-2016, 08:46 PM
The first one made me groan, and I even read the title. Gaaah.