Steve
10-04-2016, 06:46 AM
Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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A jumper cable walks into a cafe.
The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road."
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Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove?
Now he has foam on the range.
They fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
-----------
A jumper cable walks into a cafe.
The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."
-----------
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
-----------
A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road."
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Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove?
Now he has foam on the range.