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Steve
10-04-2016, 07:46 AM
Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof.

They fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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A jumper cable walks into a cafe.

The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

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A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road."

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Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove?

Now he has foam on the range.

G G
10-04-2016, 08:26 AM
:tu

Dave128
10-04-2016, 10:24 AM
:fp

Porch Dweller
10-04-2016, 10:26 AM
Groan!

:D

icehog3
10-04-2016, 01:37 PM
Ba dum. :)