Thought for the day...

[Steve]

You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

[czerbe]

:confused:You can never lose a homing pigeon - if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.

[Chainsaw13]

:lr

[stearns]

:D

[Steve]

Then all of a sudden it hit me: I should have hung that ceiling fan higher.

[markem]

Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

[Brlesq]

:r

[dave]

Same is true for a retriever and throwing the ball.

The rapidly growing ball?

[Steve]

The rotation of the Earth really makes my day

[Steve]

Never trust an atom, they make up everything.

[Steve]

What do you get when you cross a riddle with a rhetorical question?

[Steve]

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

[nutcracker]

Where were you when the lights went off?

In the dark.

[nutcracker]

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar.