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nutcracker
05-08-2016, 06:58 AM
Tweet from ESPN:

Nyquist ran the final 1/4 mile in 25.7 seconds

Bartolo Colon took nearly 31 seconds to round 4 bases

icehog3
05-08-2016, 10:00 AM
Not a fair comparison, Nyquist has 4 legs, I hear Colon has only 3.

The Poet
05-08-2016, 10:05 AM
Yeah, and Colon is four decades older too . . . and was carrying more weight,

markem
05-08-2016, 10:33 AM
Colon's jockey is scared of the whip.

mahtofire14
05-08-2016, 10:38 AM
Not a fair comparison, Nyquist has 4 legs, I hear Colon has only 3.

I don't even want to know.....:fp2

kelmac07
05-08-2016, 10:03 PM
Big Sexy!! :D

Dave128
05-09-2016, 10:54 AM
I would have taken twice as long if that were also my first HR.

Dux
05-09-2016, 11:03 AM
31 seconds of pure Amazingness!

AdamJoshua
05-09-2016, 11:10 AM
I would have taken twice as long if that were also my first HR.

Except he was flat out running as fast as he could :D

Dave128
05-09-2016, 11:26 AM
Except he was flat out running as fast as he could :D

I would be too, Adam! :r

Dave128
05-09-2016, 11:27 AM
31 seconds of pure Amazingness!

:tu

Subvet642
05-10-2016, 04:04 PM
I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil. :sh

Dave128
05-11-2016, 11:23 AM
:r

Steve
05-11-2016, 12:36 PM
My Colon can beat that after eating Chinese...

nutcracker
05-11-2016, 12:37 PM
My Colon can beat that after eating Chinese...

Punjabi...........

The Poet
05-11-2016, 12:44 PM
Colon a pun jab?

nutcracker
05-11-2016, 12:57 PM
Now you're waxing poetic.

icehog3
05-11-2016, 12:58 PM
Better than waxing Brazilian.....

The Poet
05-11-2016, 02:25 PM
I wouldn't mind waxing a few girls from Ipanema.

icehog3
05-11-2016, 02:30 PM
I wouldn't mind waxing a few girls from Ipanema.

Didn't Apple have that name changed to iPanema?

The Poet
05-11-2016, 02:35 PM
Nothing those iPhonys do would shock me.

Subvet642
05-11-2016, 04:16 PM
I had two feet of bleeding colon removed in 2010 and my doctor won't let me use Nyquil. :sh

A pun, but oddly true. I almost bled out; lost and replaced 13 units of blood before they located the bleed. No NSAIDs, no caffeine, no oral anti-histamines and very little alcohol. Fortunately, nicotine makes the blood "sticky", so I can still smoke. Besides, after everything else he took away, he wouldn't dare.