View Full Version : An Old Flame

03-06-2016, 05:17 AM
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone....everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fũck off.

03-06-2016, 05:24 AM
Well played!

03-06-2016, 05:36 AM
A man has got to have standards!

Porch Dweller
03-06-2016, 06:28 AM
Sounds about right. :D

03-06-2016, 10:14 AM
:r :r

03-06-2016, 10:22 AM
Actually laughed out loud, very good. :r

The Poet
03-06-2016, 10:23 AM
So you're not all about the bass, but just about the baser.