Valentine's Day

[markem]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Me without coffee and
I'd hate to be you



okay, you're turn. :noon

[Porch Dweller]

Roses are red
Violets are not
Lucky for my wife
I'm still so damned hot.

:D

[Tio Gato]

Roses are red
Violets are not
Lucky for my wife
I'm still so damned hot.

:D
:r:r:r

[The Poet]

Roses are thorny,
Violets are furry.
Men who are horny
Are in a hurry.

Woe to those women
Who do not know this.
They'll score a lemon
Who won't give a piss.