Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away

[MajorCaptSilly]

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1. I forgot the url
3. I forgot about cigars
4. Catching up on 30 Rock
5. Gout
6. I've been organizing my dryer lint
7. Can't remember how to conjugate verbs
8. Ghost writing novel for Don Rickles
9. It was a rainy summer
10. Local news keeps changing anchors

MCS

[pnoon]

Welcome back, Cakemeister!

[Remo]

Welcome back MCS :tu

[The Poet]

That's just major silly, Captain.

[Skywalker]

11. I lost my checkbook!

Welcome back!!!:tu

[CigarNut]

Welcome Back!

[markem]

#12: my son and I went drinking. We just got home.
#13: like my catch phrase and didn't want to change it.

Welcome back, Scott!

[pnoon]

#14: Skleeless In Seattle

[The Poet]

15. Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

[czerbe]

16. The chicken made me do it!

[rwiiames]

17. I was out of town and my logbook will prove it.

[markem]

18. I've been helping Peter polish the hickey rink

[CigarNut]

19. I like turtles

[Dave128]

Welcome back, Scott!

[68TriShield]

Did someone say "cake"?

[AdamJoshua]

20. I realized I was just a mannequin in the Twilight Zone

[Mr.Maduro]

Did someone say "cake"?



Seems like there's two blasts from the past in this thread.

Welcome back...

Flange!

[Chainsaw13]

My pants are too tight.

[longknocker]

You Haven't Changed, Scott!:r Welcome Back, Brother!:D:tu

[Chainsaw13]

You Haven't Changed, Scott!:r Welcome Back, Brother!:D:tu

Are you sure that's not a doppelgänger?

[smokin5]

The chafing trays really do chafe.

Welcome back, MajorCaptSilly!
We've been keeping a Jello McMuffin for you.

[MarkinAZ]

#21. I ran out of cake mix...

Welcome back home Scott:noon

[shark]

#22. I went and joined the French Foreign Legion but got kicked out because....well...I don't want to talk about that.... :D

[icehog3]

I am still in love with you.

Even though I didn't get the gravy boat.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Thread of the year.

Welcome back MCS!:)

[The Poet]

23. The operator said she was standing by, but in truth she was sitting.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Lots of good "other" reasons posted. So, I haven't smoked many cigars in the last couple years. I may catch up some this year as my son should be home most of the summer. My daughter is getting married in June and my son graduates college in May. Life is moving on and I'm trying to keep moving at the same pace.

MCS

[icehog3]

Lots of good things going on, Scott, good to hear.

I'm still in love with you.

[MarkinAZ]

Lots of good things going on, Scott, good to hear.

I'm still in love with you.

:D...I thought you already told him that, or are you just reinforcing your affections?;)

[icehog3]

:D...I thought you already told him that, or are you just reinforcing your affections?;)

One is the lonliest number.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Lots of good things going on, Scott, good to hear.

I'm still in love with you.

Same.

MCS

[icehog3]

Same.

MCS

Take THAT, Mark! :fu

[massphatness]

Screaming Eye Sockets of Doom just removed this week

[MajorCaptSilly]

Screaming Eye Sockets of Doom just removed this week

What eye sockets?

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MCS

[Dave128]

Glad you're back. Your humor has been missed.

[JaKaacH]

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[pnoon]

Another blast from the past!