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hotreds
11-08-2015, 08:45 AM
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
COUNTRY: REPUBLIC OF BENIN
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

Attention:Beneficiary,

A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two individuals (MR DAVID DEANE an American national and (MR. RICKY JACKSON) a CANADIAN national.

They claimed to be your representative, and the power of attorney stated that you are dead, they brought an account to replace your information in other to claim the said fund in tune of USD$3.5 Million which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED.

Find below the new account they have submitted for claims

BANK.-HSBC CANADA
Vancouver, CANADA
ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66

The power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, you are to contact us immediately since we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment.

You are to respond swiftly for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to speak with you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you
immediately.

Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held liable for any wrong payment.

Kindly reply

Mr Masud Abraheem
Director of the Finance Department International Monetary Funds
E-mail:abramasud@voila.fr
Tele:+22968 823 845

Porch Dweller
11-08-2015, 08:57 AM
It's awfully nice of the IMF to help you like this. Congrat's on your windfall! They really need to learn how to properly use parentheses, though. :D

sigsauer
11-08-2015, 08:59 AM
MR DAVID DEANE and MR. RICKY JACKSON ...
gotta love the creativity.....

smokin5
11-08-2015, 11:34 AM
Wait a minute - does this mean you're dead & you don't know it???

AdamJoshua
11-08-2015, 01:45 PM
They should learn how to use parentheses.


Rest in peace, brother!

heyferg
11-09-2015, 02:35 PM
Sorry to read of your demise due to 'throat cancer.' Do you think the cigars were to blame?

:)

dijit
11-09-2015, 02:49 PM
Since you've expired due to throat cancer. Please allow me to dispose of your leftover cigars.

nutcracker
11-09-2015, 05:10 PM
I don't think there even is an HSBC bank in Vancouver.
Nice e-mail address too - "viola.fr"

Loose translation is "viola, another idiot...."

Chainsaw13
11-09-2015, 05:56 PM
Sounds legit to me. :D

themoneycollector
11-09-2015, 08:43 PM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/6b/6b1cc1e094d25ec2bf90a2352bae038f9a6710c155d69b16b4 00b8f14e31000e.jpg

icehog3
11-09-2015, 09:05 PM
Hugh is only mostly dead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M