The 11 Manliest Cocktails In The World

[CBI_2]

I got this list from here. Thought the inmates might find it interesting. http://www.holytaco.com/2008/04/15/the-11-manliest-cocktails-in-the-world

You wouldn't be caught dead drinking a cosmo, but all your friends will be drinking these at your funeral.


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11. Irish Car Bomb
Why is it manly?: What's manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world's thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don't chug it fast enough, you'll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey's cream.
Recipe:
3/4 pint Guinness stout
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson Irish whiskey

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10. Kentucky Tea
Why is it manly:? You can get shot in the face by an Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms federal agent just for making this cocktail.
Recipe:
1 mason jar halfway full of moonshine
Fill the jar with branch water

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9. Rusty Nail
Why is it manly?: I can't put my finger on exactly why, but there's something oddly macho about asking your girlfriend if she would like to sip on your Rusty Nail. Recipe:
¾ oz. scotch
¼ oz. Drambuie

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8. Snake Bite
Why is it manly?: Anytime a drink is compared to a snake sinking its fangs into you and depositing venom in your bloodstream, chances are, it's probably pretty stiff. Basically it's straight up Yukon Jack, which has been known to make balls hairy. The only reason there's a dash of lime juice is so you won't get scurvy.
Recipe:
2 oz Yukon Jack liqueur
1 dash Lime juice

7. Jagerade
Why is it manly?: To be honest, I don't know if this is manly or just gross. Either way, a man can never get enough electrolytes.
Recipe: 8 oz chilled Gatorade energy drink
4 oz Jagermeister herbal liqueur

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6. Gin and Juice
Why is it manly?: Snoop Dogg likes to drink this when there are *****es in his living room gettin' it on until six o'clock in the morning, so that has to be worth something. Gin and juice was also the morning cocktail of soldiers and officers in WWII. That's right, this is what you drank right before you killed a bunch of Nazis. You can't say that about Malibu and pineapple.
Recipe: 2 1/2 ounces Gin.
1 oz. orange juice.
Equal parts mind on your money and money on your mind


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5. Nuclear Waste
Why is it manly?: This is the only thing Keith Richards drinks now. According to the man himself, ""Whiskey wasn't agreeing with me anymore. The old body couldn't take it. Brandy is a killer, and wine is best with food, so somehow I settled on this. Plenty of ice. Lovely." If it's good enough for Mr. Richards, it's good enough for this list.
Recipe:
2 oz. premium vodka
1 oz. Sunkist or any orange soda Plenty of ice

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4. Tequila Sunrise
Why is it manly?:First off, it's a breakfast cocktail. And secondly, "2 measures tequila" is short for, "as much tequila as your glass will hold." It may look a little fruity but it's about as tropical as a back alley in Tijuana.
Recipe:
2 measures Tequila Orange juice
2 dashes Grenadine


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3. The Original Sazerac
What makes it manly?: This cocktail takes the classic New Orleans recipe and adds—what else—a nice, healthy addition of Absinthe. Because if huffing rye whiskey doesn't make you a man, mixing it with mythical psychadelic liquor that tastes like cough syrup will make sure everyone knows you have a penis.
Recipe:
1 tsp Sugar
1-1/2 oz Rye whiskey
1 Dash Herbsaint, Pernod or Absinthe (to coat the glass)
2 dashes Peychaud bitters
2 dashes Angostura bitters
1 Lemon peel twist


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2. Martini
Why is it manly?: Well, it's pretty much straight alcohol, with just enough vermouth to remind you that you're not drinking disinfectant. Plus, James Bond drinks it, and he bangs lots of chicks and beats the crap out of dudes with names that describe a hideous disfigurement they have that also provides them with some sort of physical superiority.
Recipe:
2 1/2 oz Gin
1 1/2 tsp Dry Vermouth
1 Olive

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1. Manhattan:
Why is it manly: You may say "it's got a cherry, nothing with a cherry is manly." Well, nibble on this: It's notorious for being the favorite drink of the Italian Mafia, who are notorious for killing people. I'm not saying killing somebody makes you a man, but it's probably not the best idea to call someone who just threw someone off a bridge a "cherry drinking pansy."
Recipe:
*3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth
2 1/2 oz Rye whiskey dash Angostura bitters
1 Maraschino cherry

[elderboy02]

Nice article :tu

[blugill]

I'm sorry to disagree but this is a video of three people who happen to still be my friends after this, drinking the manliest drink of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTgLLxUIbqo

[SeanGAR]

Love the coments....

"These are girlie drinks for girlie boys"

"Lord, I'm a woman and those aren't the most manly drinks. Maybe manly if you're wearing Dockers and a Corona visor."

"All these drinks are pretty girly. Irish car bomb with Bailey's in it? Please. "

"These drinks are about as manly as male cosmetics."

The actual list should look something like this:

11. A GOOD beer (from Stone, Victory, Dogfishhead, etc)

10. A shot of GOOD bourbon, straight up or with a splash of water (pappy, bakers, bookers, etc.)

9. Another GOOD beer

8. Single malt Scotch with a splash of water

7. GOOD vodka straight up or with a non-girly mixer like OJ. Being named after a tool (screwdriver) helps.

6. etc

No, they're not "cocktails" per se, but what man drinks something called "cocktails"?

[BigAl_SC]

#1, #4, #8 are mainly what I drink. And #9's left me on a floor during my younger days....... Man's man..... Must find woman.......

Nice post.

[goalie204]

#8 looks like a bloody caesar but is described as yukon jack and lime..what is yukon jack?

[blugill]

#8 looks like a bloody caesar but is described as yukon jack and lime..what is yukon jack?

Yukon Jack is sort of like Southern Comfort except from Canada. Its not the same but similar, it is also one of the featured ingredients in the video above.

[MadAl]

No. 9, The Rusty Nail, is also the nastiest manly cocktail.

[goalie204]

Yukon Jack is sort of like Southern Comfort except from Canada. Its not the same but similar, it is also one of the featured ingredients in the video above.

Isn't this a picture is of a bloody caesar or a bloody mary? it doesn't look like 2 ounces of yukon jack (i googled yukon jack images) and lime
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/snake_bite_drink.jpg

edit: sorry brother after 2 minutes of that video, and seeing that it was 14 long, i had to turn that crap off.

[BigAl_SC]

Yukon Jack is sort of like Southern Comfort except from Canada. Its not the same but similar, it is also one of the featured ingredients in the video above.

It also is a little closer to the cc taste and is 101 proof (read kicks your a#$)

[tobii3]

""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer

[SmokinApe]

Nice...

[icehog3]

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11. Irish Car Bomb
Why is it manly?: What's manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world's thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don't chug it fast enough, you'll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey's cream.
Recipe:
3/4 pint Guinness stout
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson Irish whiskey



That picture sure ain't 3/4 of a pint of Guinness, what Sally poured that glass? :r

I love Irish Car Bombs....but I consider them a shooter, and cringe at the article calling them a "cocktail". ;)

[goalie204]

That picture sure ain't 3/4 of a pint of Guinness, what Sally poured that glass? :r

I love Irish Car Bombs....but I consider them a shooter, and cringe at the article calling them a "cocktail". ;)

I like guiness.....and jamisons....but I don't go to bars and play drinking games, so i don't see the purpose of drinking them together... the baileys with it? nothx

[icehog3]

I like guiness.....and jamisons....but I don't go to bars and play drinking games, so i don't see the purpose of drinking them together... the baileys with it? nothx

The purpose is to get drunk.;) :r

Chugging 3/4 pints of Guinness with 1/2 shots of Jameson. It is fast acting and delicious. :D

[Parshooter]

No. 9, The Rusty Nail, is also the nastiest manly cocktail.

I was on a Rusty Nail kick years ago. Not too bad tasting and it'll fkc you up.

[ucla695]

Anything with more than one mixer is not manly. :D

[Drat]

The purpose is to get drunk.;) :r

Chugging 3/4 pints of Guinness with 1/2 shots of Jameson. It is fast acting and delicious. :D

The aftertaste is like a chocolate milkshake, it's really good.

Just don't do it the way my old roommate used to, he'd drop the whole shot glass into the pint glass. After one of the chugs, we noticed a chip in the shot glass from it hitting the bottom of the pint glass. We never did find out who drank that piece of glass...

[DrDubzz]

Irish Car Bombs FTW

[Genetic Defect]

The purpose is to get drunk.;) :r

Chugging 3/4 pints of Guinness with 1/2 shots of Jameson. It is fast acting and delicious. :D

is that on the menu for the 7th?:confused:

[goalie204]

The purpose is to get drunk.;) :r

Chugging 3/4 pints of Guinness with 1/2 shots of Jameson. It is fast acting and delicious. :D

So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

[Genetic Defect]

So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

:bs

[goalie204]

:bs

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

[Genetic Defect]

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

I meant :bs that you won't shove booze up there

[CBI_2]

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho
This may be true but unless your head is up your behind you won't get to taste it. :D

[goalie204]

This may be true but unless your head is up your behind you won't get to taste it. :D

lol

[icehog3]

So is putting booz up your pooper to get drunk (according to "manswers"), but i won't be doing that either :P

I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then. ;)

is that on the menu for the 7th?:confused:

Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys. ;)

[Genetic Defect]

I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then. ;)



Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys. ;)

:r Why was I thinking 7th. I will look into my local store.

[bigliver]

Manhattan? Whatever dude. I might have just lost all respect for the Italian mafia.

[Darrell]

Gin and Tonic made me laugh, the part about Snoop Dogg.

[bigliver]

The primary job of the intestines is to absorb nutrients into the body, if you put alcohol into your colon, it will get absorbed a lot faster than it would be if it entered your body orally. It can make you very drunk, very quickly apparently.

Ask a doctor. They might think you're weird tho

To each their own I guess. But beware...

http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

[M1903A1]

That picture sure ain't 3/4 of a pint of Guinness, what Sally poured that glass? :r

Hey, photographers get thirsty too, ya know! :al

[M1903A1]

""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer

Well, done properly, a Manhattan is practically a whiskey on the rocks anyway!

[DavenportESQ]

I don't put ICBs anywhere but my mouth either, but that doesn't mean I don't like to get a buzz on now and then. ;)



Probably not, since the game is on the 8th.

They could be on the menu on the 8th, if you bring some Baileys. ;)

Any friend of ICB:S is a friend of me!!!

[tobii3]

Gin and Tonic made me laugh, the part about Snoop Dogg.

6. Gin and Juice
Why is it manly?: Snoop Dogg likes to drink this when there are *****es in his living room gettin' it on until six o'clock in the morning, so that has to be worth something. Gin and juice was also the morning cocktail of soldiers and officers in WWII. That's right, this is what you drank right before you killed a bunch of Nazis. You can't say that about Malibu and pineapple.
Recipe: 2 1/2 ounces Gin.
1 oz. orange juice.
Equal parts mind on your money and money on your mind


Tonic?? I'm sure they serve it at the AF Clubhouse.......But HTF do you confuse a Gin and Tonic with Gin 'n Juice???

:r:r:r

[tobii3]

Well, done properly, a Manhattan is practically a whiskey on the rocks anyway!

Yeah.....I wanna see the guy drinking whiskey on the rocks out of a cocktail glass.....:r

and using your logic, Rosie O'Donnel is practically a beautiful woman

[Volt]

""Manliest Cocktails""

I swear, that beats ""Military Intelligence"" for the best oxymoron.

Someone needs to review Man Laws 101.

Ain't but three drinks....

Neat

On the Rocks

...and Beer

Can't believe I am agreeing with the Army.... If you have to mix it, it prolly aint worth drinking. Booze should be drunk neat or mixed with ice :D

[icehog3]

Can't believe I am agreeing with the Army.... If you have to mix it, it prolly aint worth drinking. Booze should be drunk neat or mixed with ice :D

I would offer "smoke what you like to smoke, drink what you like to drink"....it's all good. ;)

[MadAl]

A Manhattan is a Martini with Bourbon.

[IBQTEE1]

Ok I am a woman and there is only one drink in there that I would not drink and that is the Rusty Nail. Tried it and did not like it. What kind of woman am I???:confused:

[goalie204]

Ok I am a woman and there is only one drink in there that I would not drink and that is the Rusty Nail. Tried it and did not like it. What kind of woman am I???:confused:

The kind that doesn't like rusty nails :p

My favorite cocktail is ice and whisky, or ice and vodka.

[MadAl]

Ok I am a woman and there is only one drink in there that I would not drink and that is the Rusty Nail. Tried it and did not like it. What kind of woman am I???:confused:

I repeat: the Rusty Nail is the nastiest drink I've ever had.

[Smokin Gator]

My favorite cocktail is ice and whisky, or ice and vodka.

:tpd:

I would also add dark rum and ice with a squeeze of lime... and IceHog is correct... Car Bombs rock!!!

[icehog3]

:tpd:

I would also add dark rum and ice with a squeeze of lime... and IceHog is correct... Car Bombs rock!!!

Gonna do some ICBs on January 8th!! :tu :al :wnr

[Smokin Gator]

Gonna do some ICBs on January 8th!! :tu :al :wnr

I hope we are both hoisting them from 1000 miles or so apart to each other and the water lizards!!!:tu

[CBI_2]

Love the coments....

"These are girlie drinks for girlie boys"

"Lord, I'm a woman and those aren't the most manly drinks. Maybe manly if you're wearing Dockers and a Corona visor."

"All these drinks are pretty girly. Irish car bomb with Bailey's in it? Please. "

"These drinks are about as manly as male cosmetics."

The actual list should look something like this:

11. A GOOD beer (from Stone, Victory, Dogfishhead, etc)

10. A shot of GOOD bourbon, straight up or with a splash of water (pappy, bakers, bookers, etc.)

9. Another GOOD beer

8. Single malt Scotch with a splash of water

7. GOOD vodka straight up or with a non-girly mixer like OJ. Being named after a tool (screwdriver) helps.

6. etc

No, they're not "cocktails" per se, but what man drinks something called "cocktails"?

Well, we would not be allowed to call them some other kind of tails. :D

[SeanGAR]

Well, we would not be allowed to call them some other kind of tails. :D

Two things a real man shouldn't touch ..... cocktails and ....

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff252/powderedtoastdude/cocksoup.jpg

[M1903A1]

Yeah.....I wanna see the guy drinking whiskey on the rocks out of a cocktail glass.....

I don't wanna KNOW where you're hangin' out, watchin' men drink!:fu

[Genetic Defect]

Gonna do some ICBs on January 8th!! :tu :al :wnr
ICB????
I don't wanna KNOW where you're hangin' out, watchin' men drink!:fu

Hey fella

[tobii3]

I don't wanna KNOW where you're hangin' out, watchin' men drink!:fu


Cocktail Glass -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Cocktail_Glass_(Martini).svg/338px-Cocktail_Glass_(Martini).svg.png

If you are drinking ANYTHING out of this, you might as well admit to being a pillow biter ahead of time.....:r

[CBI_2]

Cocktail Glass -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Cocktail_Glass_%28Martini%29.svg/338px-Cocktail_Glass_%28Martini%29.svg.png

If you are drinking ANYTHING out of this, you might as well admit to being a pillow biter ahead of time.....:r
I did a search for pillow biter and got this drink recipe from drinkmixer.com:
3/4 oz bourbon whiskey (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc6.html)
3/4 oz peach schnapps (http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc313.html)


Pour the bourbon whiskey and peach schnapps into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a powder-rimmed highball glass. Add a twist of citrus fruit for flavor, and serve. :r

[M1903A1]

Cocktail Glass -

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3a/Cocktail_Glass_(Martini).svg/338px-Cocktail_Glass_(Martini).svg.png

If you are drinking ANYTHING out of this, you might as well admit to being a pillow biter ahead of time.....:r

Well I have news for you...article pictures notwithstanding, Manhattans aren't served in those. (They're served in "old fashioned" glasses, with lots of ice.)

And your obsession with issues of "manliness" is troubling...have you considered professional help? :D

[chippewastud79]

I stick to drinks with the ingredients in the name: rum and cola, canadian (yeah, yeah, they got something right) whiskey and cola, vodka and energy drink, vodka and cranberry, beer, etc. :tu

Much beyond that, like the list, just gets me confused :confused:

[icehog3]

ICB????




Read the whole thread, Hammerhead.... :r

[tobii3]

Well I have news for you...article pictures notwithstanding, Manhattans aren't served in those. (They're served in "old fashioned" glasses, with lots of ice.)

And your obsession with issues of "manliness" is troubling...have you considered professional help? :D

And I quote.....

A Manhattan is a cocktail made with whiskey, sweet vermouth, ice, and bitters. Commonly used whiskeys include rye (the traditional choice), Canadian, bourbon and Tennessee. Proportions of whiskey to vermouth vary, from a very sweet 1:1 ratio to a much less sweet 4:1 ratio. The cocktail is often stirred with ice and strained into a cocktail glass, where it is garnished with a Maraschino cherry with a stem

Yeah....Hey there pinky boy, how's that COCKtail going down??

:ss

Oh wait...let's look at the pics.....what is that??? A fairy COCKtail glass???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Manhattan_Cocktail2.jpg

NEVER try to argue mixology with a paratrooper!!!

[Genetic Defect]

Read the whole thread, Hammerhead.... :r

:bh what is this, the reading rainbow thread?

[M1903A1]

And I quote.....



Yeah....Hey there pinky boy, how's that COCKtail going down??

:ss

Oh wait...let's look at the pics.....what is that??? A fairy COCKtail glass???

NEVER try to argue mixology with a paratrooper!!!

I don't. I prefer to argue with somebody with a brain.

My dad drank Manhattans. I drink Manhattans. You don't like it? Burn in Hell.

[replicant_argent]

chuckles at the whole thread.

For many different reasons.

:rolleyes:


Having testosterone doesn't make you manly, neither does a cocktail, the glassware it is served in, (within reason, of course), or your profession.

That being said, I think the main list is amusing, having mixed and served my share of cocktails, (those that get their wrinklies all tightened up can supplant the word drink if they feel the fortitude) for a living, albeit many years ago.


BTW, in my opinion, I call BS on 11, 8, 7, and 5. Not classic cocktails, either marketed to heathens like Tom ;), or annoying frat boys. I might give #5 a pass if it's really good orange soda. :D

[SeanGAR]

Well I have news for you...article pictures notwithstanding, Manhattans aren't served in those. (They're served in "old fashioned" glasses, with lots of ice.)


Google "Manhattan drink"

Click images

You see 18 images .... 15 are of the glass you say they are not served in ... two are of an old fashioned glass.

:hm

[CBI_2]

I don't. I prefer to argue with somebody with a brain.

My dad drank Manhattans. I drink Manhattans. You don't like it? Burn in Hell.

Ouch! Bit harsh don't you think?

[Genetic Defect]

Google "Manhattan drink"

Click images

You see 18 images .... 15 are of the glass you say they are not served in ... two are of an old fashioned glass.

:hm

15 were made wrong :r

[SeanGAR]

Ouch! Bit harsh don't you think?

I think he needs a cocktail.

[Genetic Defect]

Ouch! Bit harsh don't you think?

was it mixed wrong?

[SeanGAR]

15 were made wrong :r

You think?

Go to "www.thebar.com"

Search Drinks .. Manhattan

Look at the glass it is served in .. and weep.

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/okeefes/snapshot1.png

I can't imagine why somebody would ruin Johnny Black like that ... but to each his/her own.

[hotreds]

Manliest cocktail? Screaming Orgasm, of course!

[Genetic Defect]

You think?

Go to "www.thebar.com"

Search Drinks .. Manhattan

Look at the glass it is served in .. and weep.

:r ok I will go, no guarantees on weeping.

[Genetic Defect]

Jack looks gay

[M1903A1]

Scotch? That's not a Manhattan! (I think that's called a Rob Roy).

[Darrell]

Gonna do some ICBs on January 8th!! :tu :al :wnr

Why did you make Deputy Chief? :D

[Darrell]

Tonic?? I'm sure they serve it at the AF Clubhouse.......But HTF do you confuse a Gin and Tonic with Gin 'n Juice???

:r:r:r

It was a typo. :tg

[icehog3]

Ouch! Bit harsh don't you think?

Not when he had a bunch of paratrooper testosterone flung at him. ;)

[CBI_2]

Not when he had a bunch of paratrooper testosterone flung at him. ;)
:r Good point. Have to fight testosterone with testosterone I guess. :D

[Genetic Defect]

http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/07/xuxu_royale_2.jpg:r Good point. Have to fight testosterone with testosterone I guess. :D

[MadAl]

I don't. I prefer to argue with somebody with a brain.

My dad drank Manhattans. I drink Manhattans. You don't like it? Burn in Hell.

I had a Manhattan last night with a bourbon chaser. It was a rough day.

[FXAdam]

In my world a Snake Bite is 1/2 Jack Daniels, 1/2 Tequila, and it feels like the fangs sick in somewhere behind your solar plexus. I'm not familiar with Yukon Jack but what kind of snake has fruit juice in it?


Gin and Juice has been my drink of choice the last while. It certainly gets the job done. :)

[MadAl]

Yukon Jack is a whiskey and honey based liqueur, the original snake bite was YJ and Lime Juice, drank as a shot.

[SmokinApe]

Mexican Bagpipe: One shot tequila one shot scotch mixed

[MadAl]

Kamikazee - 2 shots vodka, 1/2 shot triple sec, splash of lime juice

[MadAl]

Scotch? That's not a Manhattan! (I think that's called a Rob Roy).

You are correct, sir!