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Bluetick
06-29-2015, 04:07 PM
So, I was at a bar last night when a woman, ugly and fat as can be, walked in.

She noticed me and came up behind me and smacked my behind.

She said "Hey buddy, I like old guys, so how about you give me your number?"

I turned around to look at her and with a pause I asked "You got a pen?"

She answered "Sure do."

So I said "Well you'd better get back in it before the farmer realizes you're missing"

shark
06-29-2015, 04:13 PM
:r:r

big_jaygee
06-29-2015, 04:51 PM
:lr :lr

shilala
06-29-2015, 06:33 PM
Heheh.

badbriar
06-29-2015, 06:46 PM
:hy