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Blueface
06-24-2015, 04:43 PM
Whoever you are, I am coming for you.
I will find you.
You obviously do not know my resources nor what it is I do for a living.
There is no rock on this Earth you can crawl under and hide from me.
I will be breathing down your back looking for you.

Someone, at some point, shoved a Monte A in my humidor.
It's only now that I find it as I have not bought very much in a while and have been smoking the humidor dry.
Much to my surprise, I find this cigar.
I know John (BlackCoral) had given me one last time at my house and I smoked that one.
I have my suspicion about him and a couple of others.
Just know, I am on your trail.
I will find you.

The Poet
06-24-2015, 04:54 PM
:r

Get some!

sigsauer
06-24-2015, 04:54 PM
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Blueface
06-24-2015, 05:00 PM
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

:lr

Blueface
06-24-2015, 05:02 PM
Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :D), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

Remo
06-24-2015, 05:13 PM
:r :tu

Ogre
06-24-2015, 05:17 PM
Good luck, let me know how it works out for you.

Porch Dweller
06-24-2015, 05:18 PM
http://evangelchurch.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/that-was-easy.jpg

sigsauer
06-24-2015, 05:19 PM
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

pnoon
06-24-2015, 05:37 PM
Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :D), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

When I read the initial post, I said to myself "that has John's name all over it".

EricF
06-24-2015, 06:05 PM
When I read the initial post, I said to myself "that has John's name all over it".

My thought exactly! :tu

Porch Dweller
06-24-2015, 07:14 PM
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."

Alternatively: https://youtu.be/0bW4sDrSlo8

MarkinAZ
06-24-2015, 07:48 PM
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

...:hm

longknocker
06-24-2015, 07:50 PM
Well, this mystery didn't take too long to solve.
I am either very good at what I do (I am :D), or this was way too easy.

Sent a text, simply saying, Fess Up.
Nailed it.
John, all over again.
If it wasn't because he is bigger than me, I would threaten to kick his butt.
So..... Will have to be creative......and I will

I've Been The Victim Of John's Generosity, Carlos.:r:D Good Luck With Your "Threats", Brother!:tu

CigarNut
06-24-2015, 08:39 PM
Very nice hit, John!

WhiteMamba
06-24-2015, 09:16 PM
:r

Blueface
06-25-2015, 04:33 AM
Turns out it took me over 15 months to find it in the humidor.

mosesbotbol
06-25-2015, 05:33 AM
Everyone should have a few boxes of Monte A's in the humidor...

massphatness
06-25-2015, 05:44 AM
Smash him

14holestogie
06-25-2015, 05:54 AM
:r Good thing it was a Monte that he left you and not an "upper decker". That might be a little ripe after 18 months. :D

You know what needs to be done. ;)

shark
06-26-2015, 09:48 AM
Bomb his ass! Bomb his ass f'ing good!