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CigarNut
05-03-2015, 10:09 PM
The weather was nice on Saturday so I was driving with the top down on my car on one of my frequent trips to the post office. I usually take my dog and he sits or lays down on the front passenger seat.

I was stopped at a light and a (hot) woman is stopped in the lane next to me and she is driving a large SUV -- much higher off the ground so she gets a good look at me.

She rolls her window down and yells out "Hi Gorgeous!" and:

1. I knew that she was not referring to me.
2. The dog knew that she was not referring to me and he wagged his tail at her.

Then the light changed and life goes on...

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Subvet642
05-03-2015, 10:30 PM
Well, he's a very cute dog. :)

Porch Dweller
05-04-2015, 05:53 AM
:D

Flynnster
05-04-2015, 06:11 AM
He knows who is in charge.

sigsauer
05-04-2015, 06:25 AM
awesome post!
whatever it takes.........dogs are chick magnets....

swingerofbirches
05-04-2015, 08:31 AM
lol that's great ... I find that people are generally MUCH nicer to me when our 7.5lb Shih Tzu/Poodle mix is halfway out my window lol

shilala
05-04-2015, 08:40 AM
He is a cutie...

markem
05-04-2015, 10:18 AM
Having met Dug the Duge, I can tell you that his personality is amazing. Not surprising that he garners a lot of attention.

CigarNut
05-04-2015, 11:01 AM
Having met Dug the Duge, I can tell you that his personality is amazing. Not surprising that he garners a lot of attention.

An explanation -- As Mark knows -- It's Duge as in Dude, as in The Dude. [Dug] The Duge Abides.

:)

Ogre
05-04-2015, 05:48 PM
Why talk to the "chauffeur" when you can talk to the "Master"

mosesbotbol
05-04-2015, 08:34 PM
Almost nothing picks up chicks like a dog...

hotreds
05-05-2015, 06:06 AM
C'est la vie!

Blueface
05-05-2015, 11:33 AM
:r

badbriar
05-05-2015, 01:59 PM
Good thing you quickly realized the way things were playing out - could have been a LOT funnier to tell that one!

:hy