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RUNYYFan
03-17-2015, 06:15 AM
Shamelessly lifted from the Good, Clean Funnies List. ( http://www.gcfl.net )

Why Hillbillies Make Good Marines

Dear Ma & Pa,

Am well. Hope you are. Tell brother Walt & brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt & Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, they git warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings.

Like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc..., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food. But tell Walt & Elmer you can always sit between two city boys that live on coffee.

Their food plus yours holds you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys gets sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like the school board.

Majors & Colonels just ride around & frown. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt & Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the Higgett boys at home.

All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges.

They come in boxes. Be sure to tell Walt & Elmer to hurry & join before other fellers get into this setup & come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Gail

Dave128
03-17-2015, 11:49 AM
:lr:lr

G G
03-17-2015, 11:56 AM
:r :tu

shilala
03-17-2015, 11:59 AM
The "Gail" part killed me. :lr

CigarNut
03-17-2015, 12:01 PM
:r :r

jrw
03-19-2015, 08:31 PM
Meaning no offense but pretty sure my dad told me this joke as having come out of WWII. Of courss, it's still funny��

badbriar
03-19-2015, 09:41 PM
That there's a good one!

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heyferg
03-19-2015, 10:45 PM
:cl:lr

Subvet642
03-20-2015, 01:02 AM
Pretty good language skills for a Grunt. :lr