View Full Version : Will non-farm folk get this?

03-04-2015, 11:27 AM
All my farm friends and even rural living friends may understand this message. The city dwellers may have to call me for a little more information. You will know who you are after reading the following story. I found it very funny, hope you do too.

Only a farm kid would see it this way When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the boar pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

03-04-2015, 11:42 AM

03-04-2015, 11:50 AM
:lr :lr :lr
I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't get that, Todd.

03-04-2015, 12:00 PM
Good one.

03-04-2015, 12:06 PM
Only person you would have to explain it to is Larry....:r

03-04-2015, 12:26 PM
:r :r

03-04-2015, 01:06 PM
:tu :r:r

03-04-2015, 02:03 PM
Almost didn't read past the double disclaimers, but I did, and I get it.

03-04-2015, 10:35 PM
I'm a Masshole and I got it. That service is free up here, though.

03-05-2015, 11:06 PM
:lr :lr :lr :lr :lr

Born and raised in Central Jersey. But my edjamakatian at Cook College gave "perspective" shall we say.

03-06-2015, 03:09 PM