View Full Version : The Perfect Husband

01-29-2015, 07:20 PM
here are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:


"Honey, It's me."


"Are you at the club?"


"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $2,000.00"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2015 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $90,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great!, before we hang up, something else..."


"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $900,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $850,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye... I do too..."

"The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

01-29-2015, 08:04 PM
:r :r

01-29-2015, 08:12 PM
Perfect ending. :r

01-29-2015, 08:18 PM
Oh, man - Neil, your phone WAS at the gym after all!


01-30-2015, 07:51 AM
:lr That's awesome!

01-30-2015, 08:11 AM

02-28-2015, 04:13 PM
So they have that much to cover the asking price...What about closing cost, taxes, fees.... :confused: :lr

03-02-2015, 09:03 AM
I haven't read/heard this one since the early '00's. Thank you.

03-02-2015, 02:13 PM
Can I PLEASE have my phone back!