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smokinbabe
11-20-2014, 10:21 AM
I am unemployed newbie to cigars and once I pay my bills, funds for cigars are limited. I would like to buy some of the samplers online but can't afford to buy anything. I browse and drool over the cigars wondering what some may taste like. I feel like a kid in a candy store but am too poor to buy.

I even made a humidor out of a cigar box and made a humidifier from an old pill bottle that i drilled holes in and put damp cotton balls in it. I don't have a hydrometer so I have no idea what the humidity is like in my ghetto humidor. there are two cigars in it right now.

Just venting but what's an unemployed girl to do?

massphatness
11-20-2014, 10:24 AM
I'd start by posting on job boards instead of cigar boards, but that's just me.

dave
11-20-2014, 10:30 AM
I am unemployed newbie to cigars and once I pay my bills, funds for cigars are limited.

If you have even limited funds for cigars while unemployed, it sounds like you're doing ok.

I'm fully employed, but I only have limited funds for cigars, too. I like the handle...but...was 'mooch' already taken?

sigsauer
11-20-2014, 10:40 AM
PM sent

pektel
11-20-2014, 10:51 AM
I'd start by posting on job boards instead of cigar boards, but that's just me.

^What this guy said. I'd be much more concerned with finding employment than looking for cigars.

ApexAZ
11-20-2014, 10:55 AM
I am unemployed newbie to cigars and once I pay my bills, funds for cigars are limited. I would like to buy some of the samplers online but can't afford to buy anything. I browse and drool over the cigars wondering what some may taste like. I feel like a kid in a candy store but am too poor to buy.

I even made a humidor out of a cigar box and made a humidifier from an old pill bottle that i drilled holes in and put damp cotton balls in it. I don't have a hydrometer so I have no idea what the humidity is like in my ghetto humidor. there are two cigars in it right now.

Just venting but what's an unemployed girl to do?


:po

icehog3
11-20-2014, 11:25 AM
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

Remo
11-20-2014, 11:26 AM
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

:r

OLS
11-20-2014, 11:32 AM
Wow, I have been here since the week after the beginning of it ALL, and I have NEVER seen something
like that. There is a lot of human interest in it, the story of the homemade humidor just like most of us
made in the beginning, the pre-holiday poignancy of an allusion to a child looking into a candy store with
envy, wonder and sadness. The perfect crime. I also think you should drop by The Admiral's place. After
that one time, he almost NEVER accidentally brings home a woman that turns out to be a man. He'll check
you out.

All that said, the reason I joined the original board that ended up being tossed for this wonderful concoction,
was some poo-flinging buttwipes at Cigar Afishing-knotto that would not LET UP about me being this person
that they had run out on a rail some time before. No matter what I said, they just started howling louder
about me trying to fool them again. SO be who you are lady, come out and live free in the light.

AdamJoshua
11-20-2014, 11:36 AM
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111119363/3622996-4039859115-Doin_.gif

dijit
11-20-2014, 11:47 AM
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

I was expecting a message like this from REMO. Whats up with that? :r:r

jjirons69
11-20-2014, 11:57 AM
Nice review.

sigsauer
11-20-2014, 12:12 PM
tried to help out...
I was un-employed for 7 months...really sucks..
sent pm
no answer...oh well...I tried.

OLS
11-20-2014, 12:51 PM
Most one-post folks don't know they HAVE messaging here, lol.

hotreds
11-20-2014, 01:41 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vbNH_58qXIw/TkycUbhiOUI/AAAAAAAAPrQ/48oOfj0J23A/s1600/troll+spray.jpg#troll

WhiteMamba
11-20-2014, 01:45 PM
tried to help out...
I was un-employed for 7 months...really sucks..
sent pm
no answer...oh well...I tried.

Well she's certainly not busy at work. :r

pektel
11-20-2014, 01:58 PM
Well she's certainly not busy at work. :r

I feel terrible for laughing so hard at this.

Tio Gato
11-20-2014, 02:33 PM
Her two cigars must be Moncadas. She's heard how wonderful they are.:bs

The Poet
11-20-2014, 02:39 PM
I just "celebrated" my one-year anniversary of unemployment, so feel her pain. Still, that said, I would never consider venting this way, especially as an introduction.

Not criticizing, just baffled.

shilala
11-20-2014, 03:21 PM
I just "celebrated" my one-year anniversary of unemployment, so feel her pain. Still, that said, I would never consider venting this way, especially as an introduction.

Not criticizing, just baffled.
Sounds like you need some smokes. :D

Boz
11-20-2014, 03:23 PM
Sounds like you need some smokes. :D

:hy Uh oh :lr

bobarian
11-20-2014, 03:36 PM
Best first post ever!!!!:banger

pnoon
11-20-2014, 04:10 PM
Best first post ever!!!!:banger

Fail. :sl

Not her first post.

mosesbotbol
11-20-2014, 04:17 PM
Cans are worth 5 cents each. 60 cans will buy a well earned cigar.

CoreyD
11-20-2014, 04:26 PM
I was going to be polite and suggest the site that pushes us off the cigar bidding cliff but toms house sounds much more inviting. I work n even sometimes get frustrated to need a cigar so i can imagine not working n wanting a cigar n not being able to pay b & M prices but deals are around.

DonWeb
11-20-2014, 05:21 PM
Haven't been around for many moons - and I thought I recognized the moniker.

Fail. :sl

Not her first post.

Remo
11-20-2014, 05:47 PM
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

"I have a hang nail and my humidor is almost empty" remember that one, Admiral :r

WhiteMamba
11-20-2014, 06:03 PM
She posted an intro which isn't counted to her post count. Just click on her name and then go to see all posts.

the MacDonald
11-20-2014, 06:59 PM
If anyone is unemployed and wants a resume rewrite, PM me.

yourchoice
11-20-2014, 07:27 PM
Haven't been around for many moons - and I thought I recognized the moniker.

DonWeb! A blast from the past!

Weelok
11-20-2014, 10:38 PM
Hmmm, would you smoke a Gurkha?

icehog3
11-20-2014, 11:19 PM
I also think you should drop by The Admiral's place. After that one time, he almost NEVER accidentally brings home a woman that turns out to be a man. He'll check you out.



This actually made me laugh out loud, Brad, thank you My Friend. :lr

P.S....you looked super hot in that dress. ;)

smokinbabe
11-21-2014, 09:41 AM
tried to help out...
I was un-employed for 7 months...really sucks..
sent pm
no answer...oh well...I tried.


Sorry that I didnt reply sooner. I went out of state to interview for a job. I PM'ed you. Again, I apologize for not responding sooner.

WhiteMamba
11-21-2014, 11:08 AM
Sorry that I didnt reply sooner. I went out of state to interview for a job. I PM'ed you. Again, I apologize for not responding sooner.

;s I hope your interview went well

shark
11-23-2014, 12:04 PM
I'm suspicious.

Porch Dweller
11-23-2014, 12:41 PM
I'm suspicious.

Not me. I thought my staggeringly good looks and rampant, almost palpable sexiness would hinder me in finding true love. But I managed to find a woman who could see past all that to the true me. So I'm down with people's hindrances.

:D

bishes

icehog3
11-23-2014, 02:14 PM
I'm mostly hindered by my personality, though my face doesn't help much either.

pektel
11-23-2014, 02:24 PM
I've heard tom has the perfect face for radio.

Rockestone
11-23-2014, 03:14 PM
I'm mostly hindered by my personality, though my face doesn't help much either.

:r

jjirons69
11-23-2014, 03:35 PM
Employment actually hinders me. I don't have enough time to do all I want to do.

Steve
11-23-2014, 05:33 PM
I'm mostly hindered by my personality, though my face doesn't help much either.

Too much ice time... :D