How to tell if you're a douchebag.

[shilala]

You say things like "Super!"
And?

[markem]

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

[stearns]

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

:r

[Remo]

I just look in a mirror :r

[Remo]

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?

You win!

[HK3-]

:r

[Remo]

"Super" post Scott! Way to go "Slick"

[shilala]

Your name is Tom and you play hockey?
I gotta admit, that made me snort AND lol, for real.

[The Poet]

I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?

[smokin5]

I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?

I think that's a Super reply, Chief! :ss

[smokin5]

And?
You read posts titled "How to tell if you're a douchebag",
just to see if your own endearing qualities made the list.

[czerbe]

The word Epic comes to mind

[Subvet642]

bishes

[Porch Dweller]

If you're driving in the left-hand lane on the highway and there's no one in front of you but a long line of cars behind you, you might be a douchebag.

[Remo]

If you're driving in the left-hand lane on the highway and there's no one in front of you but a long line of cars behind you, you might be a douchebag.

Old people are douchebags? :banger

[icehog3]

I contend that one cannot tell if you are a douchbag, since if you ARE a douchebag you are incapable of recognizing the fact.

How's that for a douchbag reply?

So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

:)

[The Poet]

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

:)


Rubbish. ;)

[jjirons69]

You use a period in a thread title.

:tg

[The Poet]

You use a period in a thread title.

:tg

I'm no expert, but don't periods and douchebags sort of go together?

[ApexAZ]

I don't really like it when people call me "bud" or "buddy". I really don't like it when people call me boss, sport or chief.

[icehog3]

I'm no expert, but don't periods and douchebags sort of go together?

Bingo.

[jjirons69]

Thomas wins tonight chicken dinner!

Ding, ding, ding!!!

[jledou]

http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/69-ways-youre-a-douchebag.aspx

#1 extended to anytime indoors ...

[baust55]

I say GROOVY often , dose that count ?

[The Poet]

I say GROOVY often , dose that count ?

I dunno . . . are you a septuagenarian beatnik? Then, no. :D

[shilala]

Personally, I don't think people say 'groovy' enough.
I try to bust out a 'decent' whenever I can.
'Far Out", I'm kind of on the fence. I think it's probably okay if you're totally wasted.

[icehog3]

Personally, I don't think people say 'groovy' enough.
I try to bust out a 'decent' whenever I can.
'Far Out", I'm kind of on the fence. I think it's probably okay if you're totally wasted.

I can dig it, Man. :tu

[the jiggler]

You say bruh or bra...
You ask questions like "do we need to hug this out?"

[pektel]

So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

:)

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t228/pektel/icehog.jpg

[icehog3]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t228/pektel/icehog.jpg

:D

[shark]

So being that I have the self-annointed title of Admiral Douchebag, by that logic, I must NOT really be a douchebag?

Balderdash!! I demand a recount!!

And anyone who says "balderdash" and isn't English has to be a douchebag, right?

:)

Indubitably.