Keep Posting, Babies!

[smokin5]

Have you seen our post count here lately?
Posts: 1,983,43

We're too damm close to 2 Million to stop now -
I say Brnltmyvvtmw to that!!!!! :ss

[MarkinAZ]

I'm in.... :l

[Robulous78]

Wow, Lets do this.... :tu

[icehog3]

Mazaltov!

[longknocker]

OK.:D

[shilala]

I like pie!

[Subvet642]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=460&pictureid=8480

[CigarNut]

bishes

[Steve]

Nice review... ;)

[Porch Dweller]

I'm not going to post just to reach an arbitrary "round number milestone".

[Porch Dweller]

I'm not going to post just to reach an arbitrary "round number milestone".

I simply won't do it.

[Porch Dweller]

I simply won't do it.

It's silly.



;)

[Rockestone]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=8597

You did say keep posting babies, right?
:D

[czerbe]

I just pooped..... ;s

[The Poet]

You woke me up for this? Sheesh.

[CigarNut]

I'm not going to post just to reach an arbitrary "round number milestone".

I simply won't do it.

It's silly.



;)

We understand.

[Steve]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=8597

You did say keep posting babies, right?
:D

Oops...I misunderstood. Here's a big baby...

http://image.onlinejokeshop.co.uk/images/shop/product_images/42141/instant-big-baby.jpg

[icehog3]

Eye bleach, please.

[Dave128]

Need more cowbell...and boobies. Yup, definitely more boobies.

[markem]

Only a bit less than 17,000 to go. See if you can't get it by days end.

[Subvet642]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=542&pictureid=8542

[czerbe]

http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p601/czerbe/20140608_141431_zpswguosriz.jpg (http://s1158.photobucket.com/user/czerbe/media/20140608_141431_zpswguosriz.jpg.html)

[Rockestone]

Need more cowbell...and boobies. Yup, definitely more boobies.

Did someone ask for boobies?

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=8598

[smokin5]

I'm not going to post just to reach an arbitrary "round number milestone".

But 2,000,000 isn't a Round number, it's 1414.21358 Squared.

(Great, now everyone's gonna play with their calculators for
a minute instead of posting more pithy cigar-related thoughts)

[MarkinAZ]

But 2,000,000 isn't a Round number, it's 1414.21358 Squared.

(Great, now everyone's gonna play with their calculators for
a minute instead of posting more pithy cigar-related thoughts)

Hey, you started this thread:D;)

[shilala]

(Great, now everyone's gonna play with their calculators for
a minute instead of posting more pithy cigar-related thoughts)
You can stand assured that I will not be tricked into mathing anything.

[MarkinAZ]

it's 1414.21358 Squared.



Oh, and btw, the aboves sq root is 37.60603;)

[MarkinAZ]

You can stand assured that I will not be tricked into mathing anything.

C'mon Scott. Break the Texas Instrument out...

[markem]

Oiled the abacus and am all set to go.

[Dave128]

Did someone ask for boobies?

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=8598

I love boobies!

[shilala]

C'mon Scott. Break the Texas Instrument out...
No, sir. I mathed all morning and my brain hurts.
It took 5 hours to come up with 2"x 8"x 12' and cost me $127.60.
I should have just made up numbers like you guys.

[The Poet]

Oh, and btw, the aboves sq root is 37.60603;)

My root is cylindrical.

[czerbe]

Math.. Math... Math... hm... I have heard of this before. :hm

[smokin5]

Here's another pair of boobies for you admirers of such things:

http://i58.tinypic.com/35kimae.jpg

[Remo]

15225

Put this on my front porch, too much?

[Porch Dweller]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.607994162015506147&pid=15.1&P=0

[czerbe]

15225

Put this on my front porch, too much?

only if it starts to stink

[jjirons69]

My cigar is tight.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rjlEgPZmF5Q/TS01SNPktFI/AAAAAAAAASg/dimChl62U_A/s1600/cubanparty2.jpg

[Remo]

My cigar is tight.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rjlEgPZmF5Q/TS01SNPktFI/AAAAAAAAASg/dimChl62U_A/s1600/cubanparty2.jpg

Plugged? :r

[jjirons69]

Nice!

:D

[jjirons69]

Flavored?

[Steve]

15225

Put this on my front porch, too much?

I was kinda hoping it was a car thief...:cf1

[Remo]

Flavored?

:)

[jjirons69]

15225

Put this on my front porch, too much?

To take the edge off, give it a woody (Viagra overdose).

[Steve]

to take the edge off, give it a woody (viagra overdose).

rotflmaool!!!

[hammondc]

Post padding!!

[Porch Dweller]

Post padding? Um...ok:

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608009980379401450&pid=15.1&P=0

[smokin5]

Only 3,265 to go, boyz!!!
:noon
Get busy now.......

[Subvet642]

Okay, one more. bishes

[tengel78]

Cigars

[Dave128]

I farted and it smells minty fresh.

[G G]

;s:npbishes

[CigarNut]

bishes

[shilala]

Are we there yet?

[icehog3]

I should have us there by Thursday. :lr

[markem]

http://images.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/314052_S/baby-doesnt-care-about-your-sink.jpg

[icehog3]

http://images.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/314052_S/baby-doesnt-care-about-your-sink.jpg

You missed the comma..... :D

[G G]

tweedle tee dee dum dum doodle odey dippity doo dah

[markem]

bump

[icehog3]

bump

What bump? It's pronounced "eye-gore". :D

[markem]

What bump? It's pronounced "eye-gore". :D

There wolf.

You started it.

[STEVE S]

:chr:po:l

[icehog3]

There wolf.

You started it.

What knockers!! -(P

[pnoon]

I was going to make espresso. :cf2

[Dave128]

Knockers?? :D

[jhedrick83]

http://images.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/314052_S/baby-doesnt-care-about-your-sink.jpg

:r:r:r

[AdamJoshua]

No matter what I say, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR, do you hear me?

....

Open the door please, open the door, don't you people know a joke when you here one... Open this door or I'll kick your rotten heads in!!!!

[WhiteMamba]

:noon:noon:noon:noon:noon

[jjirons69]

3205 post left to 2M.

I mean, 3204.

[G G]

woot woot

[markem]

I was going to make espresso. :cf2

Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!

[G G]

Mr. Snuffalufagus I presume?

[pektel]

I thought this thread was going to be about baby feeders.

Did someone say bewbs?

[jhedrick83]

You mean like this?
http://www.motivateusnot.com/resize.php?name=LzM3OC9CYWNrLWJvb2JzLUJpZ2dlci10aG FuLW1vc3QtZnJvbnQtYm9vYnMtNGI3NTE2NGYxNWVjYS5qcGc=&w=550&h=9999&extension=.jpg

[CigarNut]

http://www.top2best.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/allison-stokke-pics.jpg

[pektel]

http://www.top2best.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/allison-stokke-pics.jpg

I think that picture is more about the toe than the bewbs.

[smokin5]

I farted and it smells minty fresh.

Then you're obviously using your toothbrush in an incorrect manner.

[pektel]

Then you're obviously using your toothbrush in an incorrect manner.

Funniest thing I've read all day.

[jhedrick83]

http://www.top2best.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/allison-stokke-pics.jpg

Yeah, I like yours better!:D

[Dave128]

I farted and it smells minty fresh.

Then you're obviously using your toothbrush in an incorrect manner.

:r :r :r

[Dave128]

http://www.top2best.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/allison-stokke-pics.jpg

I'd let her kick my a$$.

[RobR1205]

bishes

[AdamJoshua]

I'd let her kick my a$$.

Not like you could stop it.

[Dave128]

Not like you could stop it.

Nor would I want to stop it.

[shilala]

I wonder if we're over 2,000,000 yet?
There should be regular updates.

[markem]

I wonder if we're over 2,000,000 yet?
There should be regular updates.

http://simplecentsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Are-We-There-Yet.jpg

[Porch Dweller]

My dog's breath smells like dog food.

[G G]

i wonder if we're over 2,000,000 yet?
There should be regular updates.

1,996,851

[markem]

http://simplecentsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Are-We-There-Yet.jpg

[DMK]

:lbishes

[CigarNut]

bishes

(still)

[Rockestone]

http://www.top2best.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/allison-stokke-pics.jpg

I encourage and approve of posts like these.:D

[CigarNut]

Posts: 1,958,273

[Fordman4ever]

Are we there yet?

[E.J.]

Allison Stokke kicks ash, just saying.

[icehog3]

Maybe pnoon could delete one of the old "What Cigar Did You Smoke" threads and we can be 8500 posts away..... ;s

[CigarNut]

Allison Stokke kicks ash, just saying.

:tu :tu

[shilala]

1,996,946

[G G]

1,996,962

[CigarNut]

1,996,968

[smokin5]

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Dave128]

99 bottles of beer.
Take one down....

[icehog3]

Drink it all down, grab me another beer off the wall.

[G G]

who be dat

[CigarNut]

1,997,016

[Subvet642]

1,997,016

+1

[Porch Dweller]

http://i.qkme.me/67w5.jpg

[tsolomon]

One Fish
Two Fish
Red Fish
Blue Fish

[EricF]

My post count shows this - 1,921,859 :sh

[Dave128]

Mine shows 1,997,056.

[G G]

1,997,062 now. LOL

[smokin5]

I'm just glad I kept all you guys from being productive
at work today, this last day of the year.

[cigarmarine]

What was that number again?

[cigarmarine]

Anybody

[cigarmarine]

Somebody

[cigarmarine]

You know guys I'm feeling neglected

[cigarmarine]

If somebody doesn't answer me I'm never posting again

[cigarmarine]

I'm serious

[cigarmarine]

Last chance

[cigarmarine]

Ok I'll give you guys one more chance just because I........

[cigarmarine]

:l

[markem]

Bueller (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64)

[CigarNut]

1,997,141

[swingerofbirches]

Contribution

[Rockestone]

What?

[CigarNut]

1,997,172

[shilala]

1,997,224

[tsolomon]

bishes

[CigarNut]

1,997,310

[CigarNut]

1,997,399

[CigarNut]

1,997,400

[Chainsaw13]

1,997,400

Interesting. My page shows 1,922,126

[jhedrick83]

Looks like about 12 more days.

[CigarNut]

1,997,400

Interesting. My page shows 1,922,126

There are two different counters that (for some reason) are not in sync. The "lower" counter (1,958,819) is in the left column on the page http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/home.php.

And the "higher" counter (1,997,435) is at the bottom of the page http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/index.php.

[shilala]

That home page drops about 8000 threads.
My guess is that the index page includes banter threads while the counter on the index page does not.
Either that, or the home page doesn't include Tom's posts.

[icehog3]

That home page drops about 8000 threads.
My guess is that the index page includes banter threads while the counter on the index page does not.
Either that, or the home page doesn't include Tom's posts.

If it just counted my banter posts, we'd be well over 3 million. ;s :r

[cigarmarine]

are we there yet?:confused:

[STEVE S]

just tying to help out.

[CigarNut]

bishes

[CigarNut]

double bishes

[smokin5]

are we there yet?:confused:

Yes - Get out of the car. Now! :ss
(That's what I always say to my passengers)

[G G]

hellur

[cigarmarine]

hellur

What's the weather there buddy

[shilala]

1,998,040

[Steve]

1,998,048

[CigarNut]

1,998,069

[CigarNut]

1,998,070

[CigarNut]

1,998,071

[Dave128]

1,998,080

[CigarNut]

1,998,150

[jhedrick83]

And then some. :tu

[markem]

http://scout.cheatsheet.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Allison_G._from_Logansport__Indiana__full.jpg

[Fordman4ever]

http://nyocommercialobserver.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/angry-baby.jpg

[CigarNut]

1,998,175

[Ogre]

I keep waiting for a Mod to move this to the banter area, nullifying the post count.

[MarkinAZ]

I keep waiting for a Mod to move this to the banter area, nullifying the post count.

Are mods aren't that vicious Frank.

...:lv

[MarkinAZ]

1,998,175

Cool! 1,998,178...

[smokin5]

I keep waiting for a Mod to move this to the banter area, nullifying the post count.

Maybe if you ask nicely & put on that miniskirt again, they will. :ss

[pnoon]

I keep waiting for a Mod to move this to the banter area, nullifying the post count.
I could just change the algorithm and count posts in the banter forum. Put us well beyond 2M. That would annoy people more.
Are mods aren't that vicious Frank.

...:lv

Frank? Larry? Fred?

[Emjaysmash]

Maybe if you ask nicely & put on that miniskirt again, they will. :ss

THANKS for THAT mental image- :pu Now, where did I put that bleach? I need to soak my brain.

[pnoon]

THANKS for THAT mental image- :pu Now, where did I put that bleach? I need to soak my brain.

Look who the cat dragged in.
Howdy M.J.

[T.G]

Frank? Larry? Fred?

220, 221, whatever it takes. :sh

[Emjaysmash]

Look who the cat dragged in.
Howdy M.J.

Nice to see ya, Peter!

[T.G]

I could just change the algorithm and count posts in the banter forum. Put us well beyond 2M. That would annoy people more.


I would estimate somewhere around 4M, at least 1.5M of which are icehog3's.

[MarkinAZ]

Frank? Larry? Fred?

I'm taking the 5th, and reserving my rights regarding a future comment. Maybe...:D

[MarkinAZ]

Nice to see ya, Peter!

Aw, he's always here MJ;)

[Fordman4ever]

Good night all, one post closer.

[CigarNut]

1,998,240

[Emjaysmash]

Aw, he's always here MJ;)

And in our hearts...:pn

[shilala]

1,998,281
This is grueling.

[CigarNut]

1,998,281
This is grueling.

You got something better to do??? :)

[Steve]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/df/ba/46/dfba46378bc65a62a81733ed714c839b.jpg

[Subvet642]

220, 221, whatever it takes. :sh

I got that! :r

[jhedrick83]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/df/ba/46/dfba46378bc65a62a81733ed714c839b.jpg

:r:r:r

[CigarNut]

1,998,504

[Steve]

1,998,507

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/random-facts-01.jpg?w=500&h=375

Have a nice day... :noon

[CigarNut]

http://25twofour.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/allison-stokke.jpg

[Dave128]

http://25twofour.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/allison-stokke.jpg


:dr SCHWING!

[Steve]

1,998,801

http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/files/userhead/picture-56.jpg

[CigarNut]

1,998,829

[Ogre]

1,998,801

http://www.nationalparkstraveler.com/files/userhead/picture-56.jpg

Looking good Steve

[Steve]

Thanks!

[CigarNut]

1,998,977

[Steve]

1,998,981

WTH...this is FLORIDA!

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/2015-01-08_Snow%20in%20Jax/WTH%202015%20Snow%20Flurries.jpg

[jjirons69]

1015 left...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/70/a4/21/70a421f096223ec3ca32491004d964c1.jpg

[Fordman4ever]

Almost there

[Porch Dweller]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4380857088/h2713F972/

[G G]

whop bop a lu bam a whop bam boom

[Malakai]

Somewhere around 1,999,245 or so...

[shilala]

1,999,285

[Porch Dweller]

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ety0d1.jpg

[G G]

yepper

[jjirons69]

593

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TdsZStSuqhY/TKpl24Z8wBI/AAAAAAAABjQ/fOylZuQqpQs/s1600/getting_close_no_background_large.JPG

[CigarNut]

1,999,413

[cigarmarine]

1015 left...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/70/a4/21/70a421f096223ec3ca32491004d964c1.jpg

:r:r

[icehog3]

1,999,435

[CigarNut]

1,999,446

[CigarNut]

1,999,447

[CigarNut]

1,999,448

[CigarNut]

1,999,449

[CigarNut]

1,999,450

[CigarNut]

I have done my part for the morning :)

[shilala]

I added a whole 2 posts. Best I could do. :D

[shilala]

Make it three.

[CigarNut]

bishes

[Dave128]

Boobies!

[smokin5]

So....we're this close, what do ya say we all rest & stop posting anything for a week?

Oh who am I kiddin - post on babies, post on!!

[STEVE S]

;sbishes

[CigarNut]

1,999,530

[CigarNut]

1,999,531

[CigarNut]

1,999,532

[CigarNut]

1,999,533

[CigarNut]

1,999,534

[CigarNut]

1,999,535

[Chainsaw13]

I think our newest member is going to single handily going to put us over the top. :D

[G G]

........................................

[MarkinAZ]

You know...

[MarkinAZ]

this is such a childish thread...

[MarkinAZ]

Inmates keep posting...

[MarkinAZ]

and posting...

[MarkinAZ]

...every 30 seconds that is:banger

[MarkinAZ]

:noon... hey, I started page #12:tu

[MarkinAZ]

I'm on a jelly roll....:r

[Chainsaw13]

I'm on a jelly roll....:r

Mmm...jelly. :dr

[Steve]

1,999,598,

[jjirons69]

It's page 5 to me - I changed the page length in my setup.

[MarkinAZ]

It's page 5 to me - I changed the page length in my setup.

I see. Was it a necessary change or just for the fun of it?

[jledou]

There's not many babies being posted here .....

[MarkinAZ]

It never fails. Always someone wining;) Ok, here's a baby...

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg271/markinca1953/Izzy001_zpsbf5bc449.jpg

[Porch Dweller]

Babies? How about some good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel:
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608018557511338290&pid=15.1&P=0

[CigarNut]

1,999,625

[smokin5]

1,999,625
Y'know, I'm almost embarrassed that I started this whole frickin thread.

Almost.

[Chainsaw13]

Does the internet reboot when we hit 2 million posts?

[CigarNut]

Go Ducks!! 1,999,636

[CigarNut]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111228050914/disney/images/9/97/Oregon_Ducks_2.gif

[rr_coyote]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute....
I HAVE to get in on this!

[MarkinAZ]

GO PACKERS...:noon
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZ6CBgGAIHs4BreubblnasUy1IBncMT ZDjwDXO3Cb7bGP5K9QpgA

1,999,625
Y'know, I'm almost embarrassed that I started this whole frickin thread.

Almost.

No you aren't. You're quitely laughing to yourself up on the Mountain;)

[Chainsaw13]

What he said.

[Chainsaw13]

Uh oh, I killed this thread.

[smokin5]

Does the internet reboot when we hit 2 million posts?

No, but Bill Gates will send us 2,000,000 used floppy disks.
(ha ha, he said 'floppy'!)

[Chainsaw13]

No, but Bill Gates will send us 2,000,000 used floppy disks.
(ha ha, he said 'floppy'!)

8", 5.25" or 3.5"?

[Ashcan Bill]

I really don't need any more floppy equipment. :rolleyes:

[Fordman4ever]

Are we there yet?

[Steve]

Good Morning post # 1,999,697

[CigarNut]

1,999,710

[CigarNut]

1,999,711

[CigarNut]

1,999,712

[CigarNut]

1,999,713

[CigarNut]

1,999,714

[CigarNut]

1,999,715