Doth Thou Now Joketh?

[markem]

Shakespearean insults that can be used in every day life (perhaps)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/shakespearean-insults-to-use-in-everyday-life#xpf5wi

Several are keepers.

[The Poet]

I pfart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

[heyferg]

I pfart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

:cl Well played Monty P reference. Always a favorite!

[AdamJoshua]

I actually had this one up in my office, had to take it down when we moved to the new tower (along with a lot of other items) when many of us were herded into cubes...

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