RUNYYFan
06-02-2014, 01:02 PM
A father buys a lie detecting robot. He decides to test it out one night at dinner. The father begins the test by asking his twelve year old son what he did during the afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ow! Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movies were you watching?"
"Toy Story," replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Damn! Ok, ok. We were watching ****."
The father says, "At your age?!? I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
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The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. "Ow! Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movies were you watching?"
"Toy Story," replies the son. The robot slaps the son. "Damn! Ok, ok. We were watching ****."
The father says, "At your age?!? I didn't even know what **** was!" The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
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