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markem
04-26-2014, 04:25 PM
Kinda a stressful afternoon, so I decided something silly would be appropriate.

I'm going to post part of a song lyric. If you recognize it DO NOT REVEAL THE SONG! Instead, post if it gave you an earworm and then post your own lyric. Multiple people can answer the same lyric and more than one lyric can be in play at any one time. The only rule is not to reveal the song and post only after you figure out the lyric.

Okay, here goes:

You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down

smokin5
04-26-2014, 06:38 PM
She was hot on the trail...

dave
04-28-2014, 07:35 AM
You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down

No clue....but it gave me an earworm from a song that doesn't have those lyrics....lol

"You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older."

dave
04-30-2014, 10:24 AM
Today's earworm is dedicated to my co-workers...almost all of them
Popped into my head a little while ago and will NOT leave me alone:


"I used to be disgusted. Now, I try to be amused."

jjirons69
04-30-2014, 10:53 AM
...you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind, hey...

Good luck getting this bastige out of your head!

dave
04-30-2014, 10:56 AM
wth....rather sadistic, don't ya think?

massphatness
04-30-2014, 12:41 PM
"I used to be disgusted. Now, I try to be amused."

This one put another by this artist in my ear:

"Now it's my turn to talk and your turn to think
Your turn to buy and my turn to drink
Your turn to cry and my turn to sink down in the Blue Chair"

dave
04-30-2014, 01:08 PM
I'm good with bouncing across most of his library via earworms --- rather enjoying it...at the moment it's
"I know
this world
is killing
you,
oh...."

357
04-30-2014, 01:15 PM
Vin's reminded me of this one...

"I read a lot of books wrote a few songs, looked at my life, where's going, where its gone. I've seen the world through a bus windshield, but nothing compares to the way that I see it when I sit in that old blue chair."

Dave128
04-30-2014, 02:02 PM
"You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away"

The Poet
04-30-2014, 04:16 PM
Tequila!!


That's all the lyrics I remember. :D

LasciviousXXX
04-30-2014, 04:20 PM
She was hot on the trail...

NICE! Now I've got it stuck in my head :p



Here's my entry:

"The grass was greener. The light was brighter. With friends surrounded. The nights of wonder."

hotreds
04-30-2014, 05:56 PM
Walkin' on sunshine, hey!

Porch Dweller
04-30-2014, 06:08 PM
Charles in charge, of our days...

shark
05-02-2014, 04:12 AM
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human, too?
I'm gonna marry her anyway.

hotreds
05-02-2014, 07:12 AM
Hammer Time!

markem
05-02-2014, 09:35 AM
Hammer Time!

Oh, that's just mean. I need eye bleach now!

Fight fire with fire:

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

kugie
05-02-2014, 09:40 AM
A Sailor went to Sea sea sea...

hotreds
05-02-2014, 01:23 PM
Oh, that's just mean. I need eye bleach now!

Fight fire with fire:

Edelweiss, Edelweiss
Bless my homeland forever

Except I sing it in German!

hotreds
05-02-2014, 01:24 PM
Riders on the Storm.....

Dave128
05-02-2014, 01:51 PM
On the road again.....

markem
05-02-2014, 02:36 PM
On the road again.....

ouch!

You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em

Porch Dweller
05-02-2014, 03:12 PM
I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises. All lies and jests
Still the man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest

hotreds
05-02-2014, 04:39 PM
There is a house in New Orleans.....

icehog3
05-02-2014, 06:52 PM
I've got one more silver dollar....

shark
05-02-2014, 07:01 PM
But if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
Nothing changed at all?
And if you close your eyes,
Does it almost feel like
You've been here before?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?
How am I gonna be an optimist about this?

hotreds
05-02-2014, 07:03 PM
Sweet home Alabama.....

icehog3
05-02-2014, 07:08 PM
If you want to talk fishing, well I guess that would be OK.

hotreds
05-02-2014, 07:21 PM
8675309

icehog3
05-02-2014, 11:05 PM
All these lines on my face getting clearer, the past is gone.

smokin5
05-02-2014, 11:07 PM
You are my candy, girl.


There, try flushing THAT one out of your head!

icehog3
05-02-2014, 11:16 PM
But how do you thank someone who has taken you from crayons to perfume? It isn't easy but I'll trrrrryyyyyyy

shade
05-03-2014, 05:27 AM
I believe in miracles, you sexy thing

Porch Dweller
05-03-2014, 05:36 AM
Disco...disco duck

mk05
05-03-2014, 05:43 AM
I believe in miracles, you sexy thing

tonight, toooniiighhhhhttttt

hotreds
05-03-2014, 07:41 AM
When the lights go down in the cit-tay.......

icehog3
05-03-2014, 09:09 AM
Stoppin' on the by-ways, playin' rock'n'roll.....

hotreds
05-03-2014, 09:22 AM
Blinded by the Light.....

shark
05-03-2014, 01:34 PM
Blinded by the Light.....

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

Dave128
05-03-2014, 03:04 PM
"You gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away"

ouch!

You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em

:D

Dave128
05-03-2014, 03:13 PM
Time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking...

Porch Dweller
05-03-2014, 03:30 PM
Well I'm standing on the corner in Winslow Arizona

Remo
05-03-2014, 03:42 PM
Little diddy about Jack and Diane..

hotreds
05-03-2014, 03:57 PM
Take me out to the ball game......

icehog3
05-03-2014, 05:46 PM
Born and raised in South Detroit.....

markem
05-03-2014, 05:47 PM
So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry

icehog3
05-03-2014, 05:53 PM
Saw him standing there by the record machine, knew he musta been about seventeen...

shark
05-03-2014, 06:01 PM
Come on, Eileen, oh, I swear (Well he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress, my thoughts (I confess)
Verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen

hotreds
05-03-2014, 06:18 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

icehog3
05-03-2014, 07:54 PM
I've been driving all niight, my hands wet on the wheel....

Porch Dweller
05-03-2014, 08:56 PM
Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind

icehog3
05-03-2014, 11:08 PM
Here I come again now, Baby, like a dog in heat....

Remo
05-03-2014, 11:15 PM
Born and raised in South Detroit.....

Your favorite! :r

hotreds
05-04-2014, 07:47 AM
In the year 2525, if man is still alive.....

hotreds
05-04-2014, 07:47 AM
Who let the dogs out??!!

icehog3
05-04-2014, 11:03 AM
Hugh, are you getting the earworm on your own songs now? :r

At least they're a lot easier to guess when you use the song's title as your lyric. :)

Hot shoe, burnin' down the avenue, model citizen, zero discipline

ArgusP2
05-04-2014, 11:13 AM
"Well I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
Roamed from town to town
to hide my shame..."

icehog3
05-04-2014, 11:21 AM
My very first pistol was a cap and ball Colt
Shoots as fast as lightnin' but it loads a mite slow
It loads a mite slow, and soon I found out
It'll get you into trouble but it can't get you out

Porch Dweller
05-04-2014, 11:21 AM
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made

icehog3
05-04-2014, 11:27 AM
Yeah, you got satin shoes
Yeah, you got plastic boots
Y'all got cocaine eyes
Yeah, you got speed-freak jive

AdamJoshua
05-04-2014, 11:34 AM
Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola,
Still in dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind

... at the _______________

Remo
05-04-2014, 11:38 AM
The fire in her eyes, keeps me alive.....

shade
05-04-2014, 11:41 AM
They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

Remo
05-04-2014, 11:43 AM
Behind a gun, I make my final stand...
That's why they call me Bad Company

shade
05-04-2014, 12:10 PM
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this

Porch Dweller
05-04-2014, 01:55 PM
...and the trees were all kept equal by hatchet, axe, and saw.

mk05
05-04-2014, 01:56 PM
when i b on da mic

hotreds
05-04-2014, 02:09 PM
Hugh, are you getting the earworm on your own songs now? :r


Oops- that's what I get for not reading the OP carefully!

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright

hotreds
05-04-2014, 02:14 PM
When the party was nice, the party was bumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
Untill the fellas ": start the name callin': " {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls respond to the call

icehog3
05-04-2014, 02:18 PM
You're still responding to your own earworms, Hugh. :lr

hotreds
05-04-2014, 02:51 PM
I give up!

mk05
05-04-2014, 03:02 PM
I don't know a song that goes "I give up!" :P

:r

icehog3
05-04-2014, 03:57 PM
My name's John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before....

Remo
05-04-2014, 04:16 PM
My name's John Lee Pettimore, same as my daddy and his daddy before....

One of my favorites!!!! :tu

Remo
05-04-2014, 04:17 PM
On a long lonesome highway, east of Omaha.....

DonWeb
05-04-2014, 04:22 PM
Well, Leroy, he's a gambler,
and he likes his fancy clothes...

shade
05-04-2014, 05:11 PM
And the colored girls go
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

Remo
05-04-2014, 05:13 PM
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low couldn't get a ticket was a sold out show..

Porch Dweller
05-04-2014, 05:17 PM
Boy, you're going to carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

Remo
05-04-2014, 05:20 PM
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold....

shade
05-04-2014, 07:07 PM
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hey Jude

mk05
05-04-2014, 07:27 PM
Speaking of "nah"

na nanananaaa nanananaaaa nanana nanana. nanananaaaaaaaaa

:noon

I bet no one knows what song that is.

DonWeb
05-04-2014, 07:50 PM
I got a freaky ole lady name a cocaine Katy
Who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ole grey haired daddy
Drivin' my limousine

kugie
05-05-2014, 08:04 AM
I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

dave
05-05-2014, 08:29 AM
ain't good for nothin'....cept put a man six feet in a hole

dave
05-05-2014, 08:29 AM
oh....I'm still a page behind...lol

dave
05-05-2014, 08:32 AM
tell me why I don't like Mondays

Ye Olde Phart
05-05-2014, 08:33 AM
I read the news today, oh boy
4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

AdamJoshua
05-05-2014, 09:49 AM
Don't bring me down, down down down down down

icehog3
05-05-2014, 10:45 AM
**** that ****, 'cause I ain't the one, fo' a punk police with a badge and a gun, to be beatin' on, and thrown in jail, we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell....

Dave128
05-05-2014, 10:49 AM
workin' 9 to 5.....

dave
05-05-2014, 10:59 AM
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's going off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh

icehog3
05-05-2014, 11:01 AM
He said, "I got to go but my friend can stick around"

Porch Dweller
05-05-2014, 11:11 AM
There's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin

dave
05-05-2014, 11:41 AM
No, I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff

icehog3
05-05-2014, 02:40 PM
Now I'm not like this, I'm really kinda shy, but I get this feeling, whenever you walk by...

Porch Dweller
05-05-2014, 04:20 PM
If you look at your reflection in the bottom of a well,
What you see is only on the surface.
When you try to see the meaning hidden underneath,
The measure of the depth can be deceiving
The bottom has a rocky reputation.

TXRebel
05-06-2014, 02:45 AM
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word

mk05
05-06-2014, 04:28 AM
No.......why did you just do that....NOOOOOOOOOOOO

hmmm...how about, "I CAMMMEE IN LIKE A WRRREECCCKING BALLLLLLL"

:noon

kugie
05-06-2014, 04:58 AM
There she was just a walking down the street...
Singing.... Doo Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Doo

Porch Dweller
05-06-2014, 06:47 AM
Up with the sun, gone with the wind, she always said I was lazy

kugie
05-06-2014, 08:46 AM
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a btcih ain’t one

Dave128
05-06-2014, 08:50 AM
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round.....

jonumberone
05-06-2014, 08:57 AM
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry

bonjing
05-06-2014, 09:13 AM
D#$%^ it, Dom! :r

From bikes, to trains and video games it the biggest toy store there is. . .

icehog3
05-06-2014, 10:45 AM
You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
But you don't mean it

When you know as well as me
You'd rather see me paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once
And scream it?

mk05
05-06-2014, 11:39 AM
OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE

markem
05-06-2014, 11:42 AM
At the copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana

dave
05-06-2014, 12:12 PM
I don't want to be a dick....but some of these almost seem designed to terrorize.....if you're all serious, I'm sorry.....sort of...I often resort to SP for my ear bleach....


And what i choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Porch Dweller
05-06-2014, 12:18 PM
Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known

Dave128
05-06-2014, 12:25 PM
NIIIIIINE CARONA'S
The girl looked good to me after NIIIIINE CARONA'S!

dave
05-06-2014, 12:27 PM
Today is the greatest
Day I've ever known

That's exactly where I went next--same song....I completely lose myself in those two...and a dozen others...even

You'll be perfect just like me
You'll be a lover in my bed
And a gun to my head
We must never be apart
We must never be apart

AdamJoshua
05-06-2014, 12:29 PM
At the copa, Copacabana
The hottest spot north of Havana

Mwuahahaha!


I love rock n roll
put another dime in the jukebox baby …

LasciviousXXX
05-06-2014, 01:03 PM
This is the song that never ends.......

Dave128
05-06-2014, 01:10 PM
We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine......

TXRebel
05-06-2014, 02:58 PM
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
"John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"

icehog3
05-06-2014, 03:57 PM
The point that the song's title should not be in your sample lyrics is obviously lost on half of you. You guys crack me up. :lr

If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose it all.

Porch Dweller
05-06-2014, 04:15 PM
There's a little black spot on the sun today

icehog3
05-06-2014, 06:09 PM
She said "learn how to mind", Bam Ba Lam, the damn thing gone blind, Bam Ba Lam

markem
05-06-2014, 06:38 PM
Okay, just to get this one out of my head, I'm sharing it with y'all

I read the news today oh boy

dave
05-07-2014, 08:57 AM
OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE

I'm gonna buy a ticket, now
As far as I can
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a southbound
All the way to Georgia, now
Till the train, it run out of track

markem
05-07-2014, 09:01 AM
I put this here for Tom, hoping that both the video and the song will finally leave me in peace. 3 days is too much!

Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

bonjing
05-07-2014, 09:02 AM
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
so here's my number

markem
05-07-2014, 09:05 AM
Oh crap - not another! Just popped in to my apparently damaged cranial cavity

Can't touch this!

Porch Dweller
05-07-2014, 09:10 AM
On a dark desert highway...

markem
05-07-2014, 09:12 AM
On a dark desert highway...

:tu :tu :tu

This and Desperado as are earworms that I never mind. Oh, and Hotel California and Seven Bridges Road and Hole in the World Tonight and ... well, you get the idea.

dave
05-07-2014, 11:27 AM
Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order
I'm try'n' to change this water to wine

icehog3
05-07-2014, 01:27 PM
I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed

jonumberone
05-07-2014, 03:03 PM
Risin' up, back on the street
I Took my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

icehog3
05-07-2014, 04:04 PM
Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so tired, Ow! so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like Pavlov's dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

AdamJoshua
05-07-2014, 04:16 PM
Out on the road today, I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

icehog3
05-07-2014, 06:01 PM
We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die

mk05
05-07-2014, 07:38 PM
lol @dave @bonjing

Step back you're dancing kinda cloossseee, feel a little...POKE comin' thrrruuuuu~~~~ on youuuuuuuu

jonumberone
05-08-2014, 05:46 AM
its a world of laughter and a world of tears
its a world of hopes and a world of fears
there's so much that we share
that is time we're aware

dave
05-08-2014, 07:01 AM
wth is wrong with you "guys"? This has become a haven for sadists, I swear

dave
05-08-2014, 07:12 AM
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

Porch Dweller
05-08-2014, 07:28 AM
I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back

dave
05-08-2014, 08:23 AM
nice!....a little dark for my morning, but I like it! takes me back to


Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

icehog3
05-08-2014, 09:05 AM
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day, when the New York Times said "God is dead"....

ArgusP2
05-08-2014, 09:35 AM
Nice one dave... Now replace it with this...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got,
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away...
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3
05-08-2014, 09:39 AM
I saw you in the front row
Moving to the beat
Just movin' and groovin'
Killed me when I saw
The wet patch on your seat
Was it Coca-Cola?

dave
05-08-2014, 09:53 AM
Ha! Not familiar enough for an earworm (I had to google/youtube it), but that was great -- thanks

jonumberone
05-08-2014, 10:04 AM
Ha! Not familiar enough for an earworm (I had to google/youtube it), but that was great -- thanks

The only thing worse than reading a lyric here and getting an earworm is to google/youtube one you don't recognize, and giving yourself one. :sl

Porch Dweller
05-08-2014, 10:43 AM
Always something there to remind me...

markem
05-08-2014, 11:09 AM
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

galaga
05-08-2014, 11:43 AM
One good thing about old age, the earworms kinda get lost in there......

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby,................

icehog3
05-08-2014, 01:41 PM
I heard Mr. Young sing about her.....

massphatness
05-08-2014, 02:31 PM
I heard screamin'
and bullwhips cracking

kugie
05-09-2014, 05:28 AM
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............

Bluetick
05-09-2014, 06:57 AM
I wake with an earworm most days.

Today's is

Yeah the only kind of man that you ever wanted
Was one that you knew you'd never hold very long
Sittin' there cryin' like I'm the first one to go

markem
05-09-2014, 09:08 AM
Okay, I'm going to use lyrics with the title because this is one cool earworm for us FOGS

Sweet home Alabama

Gonna sing/hum this one all day. Should drive the staff at the library nuts.

Porch Dweller
05-09-2014, 09:12 AM
When you want to get down
Down on the ground...

dave
05-09-2014, 09:23 AM
Thanks, guys. Had to stop by because that stupid-ass Apple commercial 'song' was running on a loop in my head....

Gigantic....Gigantic.....Gigantic.....Gigantic.... .Gigantic.....

Remo
05-09-2014, 09:24 AM
My claws are sharp as ever, so's my eagle eye
somethin's gonna go to ground when this eagle flies

AdamJoshua
05-09-2014, 09:35 AM
Whooo whoooo

This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue
Two young lovers with nothin' better to do
Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube
And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose

kugie
05-09-2014, 10:08 AM
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter and sing for the tear
Sing with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow the good Lord'll take you away

dave
05-09-2014, 10:18 AM
....................play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything, take us out of this gloom
Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy

icehog3
05-09-2014, 11:45 AM
There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy

Remo
05-09-2014, 12:09 PM
Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream...

Porch Dweller
05-09-2014, 01:41 PM
Searching...
Seek and destroy

LasciviousXXX
05-09-2014, 01:53 PM
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate..............

:tu

So whatcha whatcha, whatcha want?

icehog3
05-09-2014, 03:47 PM
And your little Asian friend, she can come if she wants....

kugie
05-09-2014, 08:17 PM
And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

kugie
05-09-2014, 08:23 PM
One more for the evening

Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

icehog3
05-09-2014, 10:46 PM
Try to understand. Try to understand. Try, try, try to understand....

smokin5
05-09-2014, 11:02 PM
Here's the story of a lovely lady
who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls........

icehog3
05-09-2014, 11:30 PM
Boy the way Glen Miller played, songs that made the hit parade

Porch Dweller
05-10-2014, 05:24 AM
Night fever, night fever,
We know how to do it.

icehog3
05-10-2014, 08:52 AM
I was born in a crossfire hurricane....

Porch Dweller
05-10-2014, 10:21 AM
I drink enough whiskey
To float a battleship around

icehog3
05-10-2014, 03:59 PM
I've got one more silver dollar.....

Porch Dweller
05-10-2014, 04:27 PM
Well I'm standin' next to a mountain
Chop it down with the edge o' my hand.

nutcracker
05-10-2014, 05:45 PM
Harvest song - Neil Young
Aargh - can't get it our of my head!!,!

shark
05-10-2014, 06:27 PM
But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

cmitch
05-10-2014, 08:28 PM
Da da da
Da da da
Da da da

Porch Dweller
05-10-2014, 09:28 PM
In the beginning, I believed every word that you said

dave
05-12-2014, 10:04 AM
took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about the west and started to roam

tsolomon
05-12-2014, 10:21 AM
I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth

icehog3
05-12-2014, 10:48 AM
I wanna get back
To my city by the Bay
Oh oo oh oh oo oh

Porch Dweller
05-12-2014, 10:50 AM
We've got a random red couch!

icehog3
05-12-2014, 10:53 AM
We've got a random red couch!

Kill me now. :lr

tsolomon
05-12-2014, 10:54 AM
Sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes

kugie
05-13-2014, 04:40 AM
She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

Porch Dweller
05-13-2014, 07:07 AM
I'm alllllright!
Don't nobody worry 'bout me.

tsolomon
05-13-2014, 07:21 AM
Two for Tuesday.

Yeah, keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel


I've been drivin' all night, my hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head, that drives my heel
It's my baby callin', says, "I need you here"
Ans it's half past four, and I'm shifting gear

Porch Dweller
05-13-2014, 08:25 AM
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more.

markem
05-13-2014, 08:55 AM
yes, I woke up with this one...

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin' logs
Cab-over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

dave
05-13-2014, 10:16 AM
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

icehog3
05-13-2014, 10:59 AM
It ain't easy, livin' free, season ticket on a one-way ride...

Porch Dweller
05-13-2014, 03:54 PM
I want to fly like an eagle...

tsolomon
05-13-2014, 04:27 PM
Pack my bags
Don't be too slow
I should have quit you baby
A long time ago

Blueface
05-13-2014, 04:36 PM
I swore I would love you to the end of time.........

And now I am praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, cause if I have to spend another minute with you I don't think I can barely survive.
I never broke my promise or forget my vow, but God only knows what I can do right now

icehog3
05-13-2014, 05:00 PM
Substitution mass confusion
Clouds inside your head
Involving all my energies
Until you visited
With your eyes of porcelain and of blue
They shock me into sense
You think you're so illustrious
You call yourself intense

Porch Dweller
05-14-2014, 02:53 PM
I can see clearly now the rain is gone

bonjing
05-14-2014, 02:57 PM
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all

Porch Dweller
05-14-2014, 03:03 PM
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all

Hey, this is supposed to be a fun thread, no need for vicious cruelty!!!

:D

icehog3
05-14-2014, 04:50 PM
On a long and lonesome highway, East of Omaha....

markem
05-14-2014, 06:06 PM
Don't go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before

shark
05-14-2014, 06:30 PM
Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin’ that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone’s tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A.
Look out kid
Don’t matter what you did
Walk on your tiptoes
Don’t try “No-Doz”
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don’t need a weatherman
To know which way the wind blows

icehog3
05-15-2014, 12:38 AM
I don't wanna make excuses, I don't wanna lie
I just wanna get loose, with you tonight

Porch Dweller
05-15-2014, 06:02 AM
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind

ArgusP2
05-15-2014, 07:18 AM
My baloney has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R...
Posted via Mobile Device

tsolomon
05-15-2014, 09:49 AM
The woman I've been lovin'
Left with my best friend
That joker got lucky
Stole her back again

icehog3
05-15-2014, 11:08 AM
The silicon chip inside her head.
Gets switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold,
And he can see no reason.
'Cause there are no reasons.
What reason do you need to be sure.

Porch Dweller
05-15-2014, 11:38 AM
Going to the city
Got you on my mind

mk05
05-15-2014, 11:47 AM
na na na na na na na,
na na na na na na na,
na na na na na,
na na na na na, yeaaaa

guess that and get a prize

dave
05-15-2014, 12:18 PM
reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin

mk05
05-15-2014, 10:21 PM
reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin


LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.

Porch Dweller
05-16-2014, 06:44 AM
If you ever go back in the Wooly Swamp
Well, you better not go at night

tsolomon
05-16-2014, 10:03 AM
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs

Porch Dweller
05-17-2014, 01:35 PM
Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?

RevSmoke
05-17-2014, 04:22 PM
Burning the booze just destroys my soul,
but there's one thing about honey,
when you're cold, you're cold...

AdamJoshua
05-17-2014, 04:26 PM
10 words


Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world....

Porch Dweller
05-18-2014, 07:01 AM
Two all-beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce cheese
Pickles onions
On a sesame-seed bun

RevSmoke
05-18-2014, 02:33 PM
John Jacob Jingleheimer....

pektel
05-18-2014, 10:55 PM
Yes, I also sing the guitar solos.

dave
05-20-2014, 01:41 PM
LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.

Cool...gonna go give it a listen. I love her voice. Natalie, that is. Not sure I've ever heard the other two. Maybe something from that awards show twerk video with the son of the Growing Pains dude. Sigh....get off my lawn.

yourchoice
05-20-2014, 02:00 PM
Get a haircut and get a real job.
Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.

dave
05-20-2014, 02:24 PM
Oh, my. I'd never watched Natalie Merchant vids before, but always loved her voice back to the 10K Maniac days. wow....I'm uh....wow

AdamJoshua
05-20-2014, 04:38 PM
Oh, my. I'd never watched Natalie Merchant vids before, but always loved her voice back to the 10K Maniac days. wow....I'm uh....wow


Great now I have Dave's rambling stuck in my head :r





I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
A double-crossed messenger, all alone
I can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you

icehog3
05-20-2014, 05:27 PM
People say I'm the life of the party
'Cause I tell a joke or two
Although I might be laughing loud and hearty
Deep inside I'm blue

Porch Dweller
05-21-2014, 09:07 AM
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small

markem
06-02-2014, 07:07 PM
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Porch Dweller
06-02-2014, 08:18 PM
I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm heading to the arcade

TXSmokey
06-02-2014, 08:32 PM
the last one to know, the last one to show, I was the last one you thought you'd see there. and I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes as I took his glass of champagne.

kugie
06-03-2014, 06:25 AM
Oh my darlin
knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
twice on the pipe if the answer is no
oh my sweetness
means you'll meet me in the hallway
twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show

markem
06-03-2014, 09:31 AM
Hold me now - oh, hold me now
Till this hour has gone around
And I'm gone on the rising tide
For to face Van Diemen's land

dave
06-03-2014, 10:10 AM
Mark, I know it was unintentional, but now I've got the fn Thompson Twins stuck in my head....gonna go rinse my ears out with soap....and maybe some Led

markem
06-03-2014, 10:19 AM
Mark, I know it was unintentional, but now I've got the fn Thompson Twins stuck in my head....gonna go rinse my ears out with soap....and maybe some Led

It's a two-fer! :wo

dave
06-03-2014, 10:33 AM
All right....got that fixed....here's what's swirling around in that vacuum of mine now:

And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand, child, come with me

Ye Olde Phart
06-03-2014, 10:39 AM
I want to go back where the space is wider,
To ride on horseback and roll my own smokes,
Longing to go back where people seem politer,
I'm saying hello, and evening I'll go.

I've been away so long I think this is the right road,
But it's changed so much don't know for sure,
And the day will come when I'll be on the right road,
I'm saying hello, and evening I'll go.

I can send off a letter to 'em but that would leave no surprise,
No, I got to wait, wait for that look in their eyes,
And I'll sit by the creek where the water runs cool and I know I'll
have such a good time, I'm sayin' hello, and evening I'll go.

I can smell the coffee brewing,
I'll take mine black, you know it's good, it's good to be back,
Go on and tell me how you folks been doing,
I'm saying hello, and evening I'll go.

Hey Bill won't you tell me when that train does stop,
I want to get off and say hello to a couple of people I think I
still know,
And I ain't one to mince my words, I'll take a piece of that cake
that they
Make, I can't be late, you got to get what's on the plate...Odle
ladie oh! -(P

Gimme some room, you can't do it too soon!

TXSmokey
06-03-2014, 02:18 PM
are ya ready kids

;aye aye captain;

I can't hear you!

;AYE AYE CAPTAIN;

ooooohhhh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

;BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH;

absorbent and porous and yellow is he

;BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH;

if nautical stupidity be something you wish

;BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAH;

then drop on the deck and flop like a fish


;s

dave
06-03-2014, 02:37 PM
I suppose I'm lucky that it doesn't bring any tune to me....it does take me back to....

Seventy-three men sailed up
From the San Francisco Bay,
Rolled off of their ship
And here's what they had to say.


By the way, TXS, I don't know what pic's in your sig, but when it doesn't come through, it squeezes your post into a small margin on the right.

Porch Dweller
06-03-2014, 08:11 PM
Spineless from the start
Sucked into the part
Circus comes to town
You play the lead clown

AdamJoshua
06-03-2014, 08:29 PM
A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
He reserves the quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The river

What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift

mk05
06-03-2014, 11:04 PM
If it makes you happy
It shouldn't be that baaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaad
If it makes you happppyyyyyy

Then why the hell are you so, sad

icehog3
06-03-2014, 11:21 PM
I kept the right ones out
And let the wrong ones in
Had an angel of mercy to see me through all my sins

Porch Dweller
06-04-2014, 06:18 AM
You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about

dman4505
06-04-2014, 10:58 AM
Yeah yeah
I bet you haven't heard
A word I've said
Yeah yeah
If you've had enough
Of all your tryin'
Just give up
The state of mind you're in…

If you want to be somebody else,
If you're tired of fighting battles with yourself
If you want to be somebody else
Change your mind...

icehog3
06-04-2014, 11:01 AM
And the men who hold high places, must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality, ................

dave
06-04-2014, 12:02 PM
There's so many fish in the sea
That only rise up in the sweat and smoke like mercury
But they keep you hanging on
They say you're so young
Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone

dave
06-04-2014, 12:07 PM
And the men who hold high places, must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality, ................

:) Impossible to read those words and not hear the Peart's tubular bells

I think I need a programmable doorbell that will play those nine notes

Porch Dweller
06-04-2014, 12:10 PM
:) Impossible to read those words and not hear the Peart's tubular bells

I think I need a programmable doorbell that will play those nine notes

That would be awesome!


There is trouble in the forest
There is unrest with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
And the Oaks ignore their pleas

dave
06-04-2014, 01:57 PM
Mother, mother
There's too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today - Ya

icehog3
06-04-2014, 02:17 PM
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

dave
06-04-2014, 02:29 PM
It's like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine

Well I read some books and I read some magazines
About those high class ladies down in New Orleans
And all the folks back home well, said I was a fool
They said oh, believe in the Lord its the golden rule

icehog3
06-04-2014, 02:48 PM
Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans,
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood,
Where lived a country boy named of

AdamJoshua
06-04-2014, 07:45 PM
he could play that guitar just like ringing a bell... go johnny go go go ...

yup that one stuck

8zeros
06-04-2014, 10:34 PM
The Rocky Mountain way
was better than the way we had.

icehog3
06-05-2014, 12:01 AM
The first two letters are the same but the last is something different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property