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Steve
04-21-2014, 09:57 AM
A woman was having her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings and necklace, a big emerald ring, and a gold brooch with rubies."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife should go crazy looking for the jewelry."

STEVE S
04-21-2014, 11:43 AM
:r :r :r :r

RUNYYFan
04-21-2014, 12:04 PM
:r :r :r :r

kelmac07
04-21-2014, 12:04 PM
:r :r :r

CigarNut
04-21-2014, 12:37 PM
:r :r

CigarBandits
04-21-2014, 12:59 PM
haha!