Sometimes real life is much more funny...

[RUNYYFan]

Headline: Amish buggy sought in Pennsylvania hit-and-run

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/amish-buggy-sought-in-pennsylvania-hit-and-run/

Second joke:

Clip clop clip clop bang bang clip clop clip clop.

What is that?

An Amish drive by shooting.

[jhedrick83]

:r what was the A.P.B.? Be on the lookout for a while male, beard, dark clothing? Really helpful.

[cmitch]

Amish rape investigation is when they take semen samples from inside all the goats.