Stupid But Funny...

[CigarNut]

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.

The bartender asks "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"

The pirate growls "Ayeeee, it's driving me nuts!"

[Remo]

:r

[Remo]

Remember, if you drink rum at 9 in the morning, you're not a drunk, you're a pirate!!

[big_jaygee]

:r :r :r

[kelmac07]

Sounded like a Steve joke. :r

[shilala]

I love it. :lr