Blueface
03-12-2014, 06:24 PM
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other, holding hands and engaged in a very intimate conversation. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly, noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table.........but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me, SIR, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said: ........... "No, she didn't... She just walked in."
They were gazing lovingly at each other, holding hands and engaged in a very intimate conversation. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly, noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table.........but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead. The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: "Pardon me, SIR, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said: ........... "No, she didn't... She just walked in."