marine on a plane

[pektel]

Two Radical Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.


Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.


After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the terrorist in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

' Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the terrorists picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other terrorist said,
'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.'

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other terrorist picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

'Why does it have to be this way?' he asked.


'How long must this go on?

This fighting between our nations?

This hatred?

This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and

p i s s i n g in cokes ?'

THE FEW.
THE PROUD .
THE MARINES.

[Porch Dweller]

:D

[dijit]

Nothing beats the intuition of a seasoned soldier! :r:r

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[big_jaygee]

:r :r :r

[DirtRider500R]

The Few
The Proud
The not-to-be-f***ed-with. :r

[Ogre]

:r:r:r:r:r

[RUNYYFan]

:r:r:r:r

[Subvet642]

It would take a Marine to fit his wiener in a tiny little Coke bottle spout. :r

[Porch Dweller]

It would take a Marine to fit his wiener in a tiny little Coke bottle spout. :r


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I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. :) A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.

[markem]

An Army guy would not have left his shoes to be spit in.

[Porch Dweller]

An Army guy would not have left his shoes to be spit in.

The only reason an Army guy would take his shoes off is if he needed to count to between 11 and 20.

:fu

:D

[Blueface]

:r

[T.G]

The only reason an Army guy would take his shoes off is if he needed to count to between 11 and 20.

:fu

:D

Not sure I want to know what happens when they need to count to 21.

[AdamJoshua]

The only reason an Army guy would take his shoes off is if he needed to count to between 11 and 20.

:fu

:D

This coming from someone in the Hair Force? :sl

[AdamJoshua]

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I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. :) A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.


Q: Why did the navy invent powered soap?

A: Takes long to pick it up when you drop it in the shower.


Q: What sound does sh!t make when it hits the fan?

A: Marrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiine

[Subvet642]

I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. :) A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.

When I was in, the Marines hated our stinkin' guts because we were always screwing with them. It was mostly just us and them at Subase Groton; we'd get bored. Well, that and lots of free time and alcohol.

[Porch Dweller]

This coming from someone in the Hair Force? :sl

That's CHAIR Force to you, Mister. :D

[jhedrick83]

Some of the banter is just as funny as the joke!
:r

[Subvet642]

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[TNT009]

Good one!!! An Army Ranger would have whooped their asses!