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smokin5
02-28-2014, 01:22 PM
In a dark and hazy room, the fortune teller peered
into a crystal ball, and delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll be blunt.
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Linda stared at the fortune teller's lined face,
then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and
stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
"Will I be acquitted?"

(For some reason, wives tend to like this joke :confused:)

kelmac07
02-28-2014, 01:49 PM
:r :r

big_jaygee
02-28-2014, 01:59 PM
:r :r :r

STEVE S
02-28-2014, 02:03 PM
:r :r :r :r

CigarNut
02-28-2014, 03:30 PM
:r :r

Blueface
03-03-2014, 02:52 PM
:r

AdamJoshua
03-03-2014, 02:54 PM
Oh this isn't a Stogie Cat cartoon so I didn't read it. :hn


Oh well read it anyway and … :r :r :r

smokin5
03-03-2014, 07:43 PM
Next time, I'll include pictures for you, Sweetheart.;)

RUNYYFan
03-04-2014, 05:47 PM
Ha ha! Good one!

G G
03-04-2014, 05:54 PM
:tu