More wife moments

[Blueface]

I was pretty excited when my wife sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend..

I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she's actually moving during sex.

I was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and I suddenly yell
"No! No! Don't enter that church, you damn fool..!"
My wife asks, "What are you watching?"
I replied "Our wedding video".

I said to the wife, "Get me a newspaper" "Don't be silly," she said "You can borrow my iPad"
That spider never knew what the heck hit it.

I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[big_jaygee]

:r :r :r

[14holestogie]

I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.

Blame it on Alan! :r

[cmitch]

I bought a new perfume for my wife called Chloroform but she says she doesn't like it.
She says that it makes her sleepy and her butt sore.
Playing the back nine will always get you into trouble.;s

[Tio Gato]

:r Love the perfume one. Thanks for the laugh, I needed one.

[kelmac07]

:r :r