Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[markem]

Okay, let the jokes commence:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?hp&_r=0

[JenksAnejo]

:r

[CigarNut]

I think that's called "Poetic Justice" :)

[bobarian]

:lr:lr

[stearns]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7caab8781e1f404215376d46cec00b96/tumblr_mktwueqJjO1sny4vzo1_500.jpg

leave it to ISIS to screw things up

[sigsauer]

divine intervention.....

[T.G]

http://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-bomber-school.jpg

[sigsauer]

might just be a miracle
(NSFW) Language..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMc2WyLrj0

[markem]

http://www.surfersam.com/funny-pictures/funny-pictures-bomber-school.jpg

Be quiet!

I kill you!

oops, premature detonation...

[massphatness]

https://d1ij7zv8zivhs3.cloudfront.net/assets/6248504/view_large/achmed.jpg

[Porch Dweller]

http://www.westernfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/humor_laugh_point_and_laugh_nelson_munce_schadenfr eude.jpg

[xFreebirdx]

Now this is funny. ;):)

[Blueface]

Woo Hoo, 72 virgins like this waiting for them.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/cmach_photo/325E0005-99E3-4608-BCF9-CF2692873B5E.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.


Looks like he counted to four.

[Steve]

:r:r

[markem]

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

[RUNYYFan]

Sheesh! :r

Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..."

[sigsauer]

only good terrorist is a dead one...

[Dave128]

God works in mysterious ways.