Why did the Pervert cross the road?

[8zeros]

'Cuz he was stuck in the chicken.

[markem]

Did you ever manage to get out?

[big_jaygee]

Did you ever manage to get out?

:r :r :r

[8zeros]

Did you ever manage to get out?
:r:r

[Dave128]

Did you ever manage to get out?

:r:r

I'll take that as a 'no'.

[Remo]

Did you ever manage to get out?

Small enough to fit is the sad part :lr

[8zeros]

Small enough to fit is the sad part :lr
You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
:sl

[kydsid]

You've obviously never seen a chicken egg. Or was that supposed to be humor.
:sl

I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.:sl

[icehog3]

I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.

[the jiggler]

I guess you aren't the kind of guy to stick around after the fact. Eggs come out a little rubbery. They harden shortly after laying. The cloaca on a hen is pretty small.:sl

Heh heh cloaca.... Heh heh heh

[dijit]

I once blew a mucus-ball the size of a golf ball out of my nose in the shower when I had bronchitis.

You sir must have a really big nose!

[icehog3]

You sir must have a really big nose!

It is fairly big. But you are missing the point. And that is.....my mucus-balls are much like a chicken's egg, though likely not as delicious when fried.

[markem]

mmmmmmm... fried mucus :dr :hm

[icehog3]

mmmmmmm... fried mucus :dr :hm

You should try my Snots Benedict!

[cjhalbrooks]

You should try my Snots Benedict!

Next hurf your cooking lol

[markem]

Next hurf your cooking lol

I like that word, hurf. Seems like a combination herf and hurl :tu

[CigarNut]

All I can add is that this thread had me :lr :lr