jhedrick83
01-30-2014, 06:46 AM
One day in a small town the bank alarm goes off. Being a small town everyone comes out of their shops and gathers around to see what all the commotion is all about. After a minute or two a man busts out of the front door with a bag full of cash. Unfazed by the crowd that has gathered, he walks up to the first man he sees and says, "did you see me rob that bank?". "I sure did" replies the man. At which point the robber pulls out a gun and shoots the man in the head. The robber calmly walks up to the next man he sees and says, "did you see me rob that bank?". "I sure did, and you won't get away with this!" replies the second man. The robber shoots him in the head too. He proceeds to a third man and asks, "did you see me rob that bank?". The man calmly responds, "I did not see you rob that bank, but my wife said she did!".