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Robulous78
01-20-2014, 05:03 AM
Just curious, if you happened to find an extra $100 dollars in your wallet, in your opinion, whats the best way you can think of to spend it?

cigar or non-cigar related?

emopunker2004
01-20-2014, 05:11 AM
Send it to me. \thread

Stevez
01-20-2014, 05:16 AM
Rob, I like to use "found" money on one of my hobbies such as cigars or coffee. I love good coffee and when I had a windfall like that I bought a new coffee grinder. I bought a new coffee pot with money I got for Christmas. Usually something I wouldn't ordinarily buy. Have fun!

big_jaygee
01-20-2014, 05:45 AM
i would consider myself lucky and apply that to a bill.

Blueface
01-20-2014, 06:09 AM
If I found $100 in my wallet, the very first thing I would instinctively do is try to figure out whose pants I am wearing and more importantly, how did I end up wearing them.

equetefue
01-20-2014, 06:40 AM
a bill.

CigarNut
01-20-2014, 06:42 AM
Take my wife out for dinner.

blugill
01-20-2014, 06:44 AM
Go hide it under baby food and diapers in stores.

Porch Dweller
01-20-2014, 06:52 AM
One of two choices:
1) A nice bottle of Scotch and the rest on cigars, or
2) Take my wife out for a good lobster dinner.

thecatch83
01-20-2014, 06:54 AM
Buy something nice for your wife and children (if you have them) go up to a homeless person and buy them $20 in groceries, and go to your local B&M and buy a quality smoke with the remainder!

Robulous78
01-20-2014, 07:24 AM
Interesting answers so far, anyone else?

Oh and I forgot to mention this is completely hypothetical :lr

markem
01-20-2014, 07:28 AM
If I didn't have pressing obligations, one of my fave charities would be $100 richer. Probably the Oregon Greyhound Adoption group or Doctors Without Borders.

pnoon
01-20-2014, 07:29 AM
Interesting answers so far, anyone else?

Oh and I forgot to mention this is completely hypothetical :lr

And that would make a difference how? :sh

massphatness
01-20-2014, 07:33 AM
If I didn't have pressing obligations, one of my fave charities would be $100 richer. Probably the Oregon Greyhound Adoption group or Doctors Without Borders.

I'd like to think I could be as altruistic as my friend, but I'd likely donate to Strippers Without Borders ...

(honesty is one of my new year's resolutions)

Robulous78
01-20-2014, 07:39 AM
And that would make a difference how? :sh

LoL the difference being I don't have an extra 100... :lr

8zeros
01-20-2014, 07:41 AM
It would go back into my wallet as pocket change and get used up buying little things here and there. What was left Sunday morning would be put in the collection.
This has happened to me a few times before because I sometimes get extra cash for something then I don't use it.

jjirons69
01-20-2014, 08:06 AM
Give it to my wife. I'm sure she'll apply is to a root canal, insurance, or some other type of payment.

markem
01-20-2014, 08:08 AM
I'd like to think I could be as altruistic as my friend, but I'd likely donate to Strippers Without Borders ...

(honesty is one of my new year's resolutions)

I thought your charity was "Teens without Tan Lines"?

The Poet
01-20-2014, 08:11 AM
Uh, 50 two-dollar whores?

14holestogie
01-20-2014, 08:19 AM
Uh, 50 two-dollar whores?

This was my exact thought as well, but as you've stolen my thunder, I'll spluge on 33 $3 hookers. :r

E.J.
01-20-2014, 08:29 AM
Though not a fun or exciting answer, I'd just go deposit it in the bank or "deposit" it in my daughters piggy bank.

mosesbotbol
01-20-2014, 08:40 AM
Spend it on wine.

icehog3
01-20-2014, 08:47 AM
Thomas and Tim stole my thunder, I was gonna say a $25 bottle of tequila and a $75 whore. Probably a bad idea anyway, I left nothing for cab fare.

So I would split a box of PSD4s with a friend.

AdamJoshua
01-20-2014, 08:53 AM
Economic PIF thread or St Jude Children's Hospital

pnoon
01-20-2014, 09:02 AM
Thomas and Tim stole my thunder, I was gonna say a $25 bottle of tequila and a $75 whore. Probably a bad idea anyway, I left nothing for cab fare.

So I would split a box of PSD4s with a friend.

Friend request sent. ;)

AdamJoshua
01-20-2014, 09:07 AM
Friend request sent. ;)

Well you certainly aren't a bottle of tequila, so you think you can get $75? :sl

czerbe
01-20-2014, 09:09 AM
Well you certainly aren't a bottle of tequila, so you think you can get $75? :sl

:r:r:r now thats funny right there! :r

E.J.
01-20-2014, 09:44 AM
Well you certainly aren't a bottle of tequila, so you think you can get $75? :sl

Early front runner for post of the year.....:r

The Poet
01-20-2014, 09:46 AM
Pnoon-tang?

Porch Dweller
01-20-2014, 09:46 AM
now thats funny right there! :r

:tpd: :D

big_jaygee
01-20-2014, 10:05 AM
Well you certainly aren't a bottle of tequila, so you think you can get $75? :sl

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to AdamJoshua again"

i would if i could Adam..that's funny right there :tu

Stevez
01-20-2014, 10:44 AM
Uh, 50 two-dollar whores?

How about 2 $50 whores.:banger

Lockspur
01-20-2014, 11:50 AM
My first concern would be, "CRAP! What appointment did I miss?" I rarely carry cash unless I'm getting the boys groomed, or for the vet. So I'd probably go into panic mode trying to figure out how I forgot about it.

After that, I'd probably buy ammo with it. Short of .45ACP at the moment.

CamoFlogged
01-20-2014, 11:59 AM
I rarely carry cash unless I'm getting the boys groomed...

Is that how much a Brazilian wax costs now?

the jiggler
01-20-2014, 12:28 PM
Definitely take the wife out for sushi.

big_jaygee
01-20-2014, 12:42 PM
Is that how much a Brazilian wax costs now?

:r :r :r

RUNYYFan
01-20-2014, 04:03 PM
Bank it.

Subvet642
01-20-2014, 04:15 PM
Well you certainly aren't a bottle of tequila, so you think you can get $75? :sl

Five bucks at a time. :D

RobR1205
01-20-2014, 04:45 PM
This was my exact thought as well, but as you've stolen my thunder, I'll spluge on 33 $3 hookers. :r

So Tim, did you mean splurge on 33 $3 hookers or spluge on 33 $3 hookers? I guess both would technically make sense given the context....

Subvet642
01-20-2014, 07:38 PM
So Tim, did you mean splurge on 33 $3 hookers or spluge on 33 $3 hookers? I guess both would technically make sense given the context....

There'd probably be a few bucks in some video of that...

Big Perm
01-20-2014, 07:59 PM
$20 dress up some Costco roses for the wifey
$40 in toys for the kiddos
4 $10 cigars a the local B&M cigars for me and my 3 buds at my monthly Tuesday night smoke, the B&M is next door to a cigar friendly bar we frequent.

Lockspur
01-21-2014, 12:27 PM
Is that how much a Brazilian wax costs now?

I'm neutered, so it's less painful. I MEAN….THEY'RE neutered. http://www.haxoring.com/look.gif Crap.

bruceolee
01-21-2014, 05:02 PM
2 options

1. Legal
2. Illegal (and by illegal I mean it's only illegal if you get busted ;) )


If you live in Colorado like my brother

$100 worth of sour grape kush which is TOTALLY legal :D
(gotta get to Colorado FAST!)

icehog3
01-21-2014, 05:24 PM
If I was living in Colorado, I would buy $90 worth of medicinal weed and a $10 HJ.

CamoFlogged
01-21-2014, 05:44 PM
If I was living in Colorado, I would buy $90 worth of medicinal weed and a $10 HJ.

It doesn't need to be medicinal anymore. Fully open shops to the public now. Just like a candy store, but with weed.

icehog3
01-21-2014, 07:05 PM
It doesn't need to be medicinal anymore. Fully open shops to the public now. Just like a candy store, but with weed.

Sorry, gotta go pack up the truck.

CamoFlogged
01-21-2014, 07:22 PM
Sorry, gotta go pack up the truck.

Here ya go, who needs Google Maps when you can use weedmaps?


https://weedmaps.com/colorado-recreational-marijuana

bruceolee
01-21-2014, 07:32 PM
If I was living in Colorado, I would buy $90 worth of medicinal weed and a $10 HJ.

Don't you mean $90 worth of weed and a $10 gurkha? :D

icehog3
01-21-2014, 09:32 PM
Don't you mean $90 worth of weed and a $10 gurkha? :D

I'll bet a $10 hooker tastes better than a $10 Gurkha. ;)

CamoFlogged
01-21-2014, 10:37 PM
I'll bet a $10 hooker tastes better than a $10 Gurkha. ;)

I am going to take your word on both of these. :D

Subvet642
01-22-2014, 06:33 AM
I'll bet a $10 hooker tastes better than a $10 Gurkha. ;)

:salute: Admiral, take it from a bilge rat; when one pays only $10 for a hooker, chances are pretty good that she is the one doin' the "tasting".

Stevez
01-22-2014, 06:42 AM
Ok Rob, time to fess up and tell us which one you would pick if you fell into a hundred bucks.

shilala
01-22-2014, 08:23 AM
If I had a hundred bucks in my money clip, it'd be picked clean by Weeze and the kids by lunchtime. They can smell cash.

OLS
01-22-2014, 09:15 AM
This was my exact thought as well, but as you've stolen my thunder, I'll spluge on 33 $3 hookers. :r

33 $3 dollar whores AND a 3 midgets. (1/3s) Sorry...little person.

If it were me, I'd pick up a $100 DSLR from Brad's $100 DSLR Hut.

icehog3
01-22-2014, 02:14 PM
:salute: Admiral, take it from a bilge rat; when one pays only $10 for a hooker, chances are pretty good that she is the one doin' the "tasting".

I defer to your obvious expertise, Darren!:salute:

Lockspur
01-22-2014, 02:27 PM
33 $3 dollar whores AND a 3 midgets. (1/3s) Sorry...little person.



Trying to cut down? :p

mosesbotbol
01-22-2014, 02:33 PM
50€ should provide a good 15 minutes in many a Red Light district...

mk05
01-22-2014, 02:56 PM
I thought your charity was "Teens without Tan Lines"?
Put them in the cage Vin

Lockspur
01-22-2014, 02:58 PM
If I had a hundred bucks in my money clip, it'd be picked clean by Weeze and the kids by lunchtime. They can smell cash.

That's why I hide mine in my underwear.

icehog3
01-22-2014, 03:11 PM
That's why I hide mine in my underwear.

I have my own reasons.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mup9CcPNs

Lockspur
01-22-2014, 03:15 PM
I have my own reasons.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-mup9CcPNs

Only business plan with a missing 3rd step. Shame.

icehog3
01-22-2014, 03:20 PM
Only business plan with a missing 3rd step. Shame.

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/Bonzolaugh_zps4a7f9a5b.gif (http://s196.photobucket.com/user/icehog3/media/Bonzolaugh_zps4a7f9a5b.gif.html)