Pimp sues Nike

[AdamJoshua]

You really can't make this stuff up, no one would believe it.

A Portland pimp is suing Nike for not placing a warning label in their shoes specifying that they could be used as a dangerous weapon -- after he was sentenced to 100 years in prison for brutally beating a john with his sneaker.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01/11/22268548-pimp-sues-nike-for-not-warning-shoes-could-be-dangerous-if-used-to-beat-people?lite

[MrClean]

I can't even bring myself to click the link and read it. Although I'm thankful for all the morons in the world that make me seem like I'm pretty smart sometimes, I just can't take it anymore... :lr :lr

[AdamJoshua]

It's actually pretty serious, not him suing, but he beat a guy and he beat an 18yr old girl until she was bleeding from her ears, there is nothing in the world that should get this person out of jail.

[Remo]

Hopefully this gets thrown out as soon as it hits the court (it should) but still, only in America!!

[Blueface]

Epitome of the term "frivolous law suit".

[icehog3]

I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.

[The Poet]

The National Reebok Association should jump on this with both feet. Shoes don't kill johns, pimps do.

[icehog3]

And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff. ;)

[Remo]

And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff. ;)

With a flip flop...shoes are for pu$$ies. :r

[The Poet]

What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there? :r

[CigarNut]

And he's from Portland ("Keep Portland Weird") :rolleyes:

[icehog3]

What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there? :r

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

[The Poet]

Yeah, that's the one! And no shoe needed! :r