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bruceolee
12-31-2013, 08:15 PM
We've had a lot of great times together but i have a playstation 4 now. This is who I AM now. The times we had were amazing! Remember our first dragon near whiterun? Or how about that time we fought a dragon and 2 giants at the same time at such a low level it almost killed me? Remember when we threw the imperials out of skyrim and took it back for the nords? Remember the vampire threat and joining the dawnguard but learning that not all were bad? Remember using unrelenting force (Fus Ro Dah) on anyone that pissed us off? how much fun was that? I mean we met a talking dog for crying out loud! Great times..........but now I have a new love and we both knew this day would come. You've been getting older and it's starting to show. I mean I just don't have the 100+ hours to play you anymore. I mean I've always wanted to play a khajiit but it's just........well i mean I REALLY want to play that character but I was just so dedicated to my nord that I just never had the time to dedicate to multiple characters.............Hmmmm well.........maybe just start one for a couple hours. Ya know? just to kind of get a feel for it. I mean it couldn't hurt............for just a couple hours................but AFTER THAT we're done! I can't keep going like this. Killzone looks amazing!!!!.......but it just doesn't have the story or open world appeal like you. So, this is our last time together...........just one last time........for a couple hours..........

icehog3
12-31-2013, 08:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoghPts44Ng

bruceolee
12-31-2013, 08:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoghPts44Ng

I CAN CONTROL IT! I can quit anytime I want! I just choose not too. I'm not like an addict or anything. I knew 2 guys in high school that smoked crack....now THEY were addicts. I can function unlike them. I just need a little skyrim in the morning and that gets me to normal and then a little at night before bed just to help me sleep (or not sleep in most cases) but I don't NEED it. I'm totally in control here. It's not like i've "Done" things to play it. I mean it's totally legal too and I don't even need a doctors prescription or anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fordPXp06h4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

icehog3
12-31-2013, 08:53 PM
Yeah, sure, blame it on your parents. Skyrim, I mean.

AdamJoshua
12-31-2013, 08:54 PM
You need to put the games down... this is what you need.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIwpypavI4o

Porch Dweller
12-31-2013, 08:58 PM
We've had a lot of great times together but i have a playstation 4 now. This is who I AM now. The times we had were amazing! Remember our first dragon near whiterun? Or how about that time we fought a dragon and 2 giants at the same time at such a low level it almost killed me? Remember when we threw the imperials out of skyrim and took it back for the nords? Remember the vampire threat and joining the dawnguard but learning that not all were bad? Remember using unrelenting force (Fus Ro Dah) on anyone that pissed us off? how much fun was that? I mean we met a talking dog for crying out loud! Great times..........but now I have a new love and we both knew this day would come. You've been getting older and it's starting to show. I mean I just don't have the 100+ hours to play you anymore. I mean I've always wanted to play a khajiit but it's just........well i mean I REALLY want to play that character but I was just so dedicated to my nord that I just never had the time to dedicate to multiple characters.............Hmmmm well.........maybe just start one for a couple hours. Ya know? just to kind of get a feel for it. I mean it couldn't hurt............for just a couple hours................but AFTER THAT we're done! I can't keep going like this. Killzone looks amazing!!!!.......but it just doesn't have the story or open world appeal like you. So, this is our last time together...........just one last time........for a couple hours..........

I still play it. I'm the kind of guy that finds a game he likes and plays the ever-loving hell out of it. And playing a khajit weaponless - nothing but heavy gauntlets on his claws - is an utter blast, especially if you max smithing. There's something humorous about a bandit marauder charging at you with a two-handed sword and you just pick him up with your hands, flip him upside down, and slam him down on his head.