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AdamJoshua
12-28-2013, 11:40 PM
I honestly can't stop laughing at this, you know most people get hit with a taser and they are on the ground doing the funky chicken without music, not this guy.... :r

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html
CamoFlogged
12-29-2013, 12:54 AM
I just think they didn't hit him with the taser in the correct location.

Shoot a couple darts into his nads and his personal love moment would end really quick.
equetefue
12-29-2013, 08:53 AM
Ironic the name of the town lol
T.G
12-29-2013, 09:10 AM
I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.
Porch Dweller
12-29-2013, 09:12 AM
Shocked, shocked I was to find out that he was on meth.
The Poet
12-29-2013, 09:27 AM
Ironic the name of the town lol

And the fact that he had earlier "stiffed the locksmith". ;)
CigarNut
12-29-2013, 09:33 AM
Only in Oregon...
kelmac07
12-29-2013, 09:35 AM
Meth....the new aphrodisiac. :r :r :r
AdamJoshua
12-29-2013, 09:47 AM
I don't want to know what you were searching for to find that.

It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel." :banger
markem
12-29-2013, 09:47 AM
Way to represent, Beaverton!
The Poet
12-29-2013, 09:53 AM
It's on Drudge, right above, "Woman threatens to kill Walmart employee over skateboard price." and right below "Woman attacks man with squirrel." :banger


Since when is THIS news? :confused:


:D
Blueface
12-29-2013, 11:35 AM
"Woman attacks man with squirrel." :banger

Actually, it was a "beaver".:D
MrClean
12-29-2013, 11:44 AM
It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night. :r

;s
CigarNut
12-29-2013, 11:49 AM
It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night. :r

;s

They are too slow to catch me :)
The Poet
12-29-2013, 12:05 PM
They are too slow to catch me :)

Considering the circumcision . . . uh, circumstances! . . . I'm not sure I'd brag about how fast you are.
Ogre
12-29-2013, 12:22 PM
It's a good thing they posted his mugshot, otherwise we'd be questioning where Michael (CigarNut) was on that night. :r

;s

I was thinking the same thing