A Bad Dream Comes True

[Ogre]

I am helping a friend that has a cigar store in the local mall. He asked me to work the store for a couple of days. I am surrounded by HUNDREDS of cigars and I can't smoke a one, the mall has a no smoking policy.

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[Zane]

Thats great... but awful at the same time...

[dijit]

Well I can honestly say that even for you that is a cruel and inhumane torment.

[bruceolee]

That's like a specialized hell.



"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"

[czerbe]

That's like a specialized hell.



"Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"

:tpd:

[jledou]

Isn't torture illegal within the borders of the good ole USA?

[the jiggler]

I would like to offer my services as a cigar surrogate. Send me a few sticks and I can skype you in while I smoke them. It'll be almost like smoking them yourself.

[Remo]

Sucks Larry....

"Water, water all around but not a drop to drink"

[maninblack]

Sucks to be you Larry. I'm laughing on the inside.

[Taki]

Quit!! Walk out back and smoke one! :lr :lr

That sucks brother...

[issues]

Ouch...

[Lockspur]

Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.

"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?"

"I don't know, hon. I just don't know."

Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face.

(sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)

[Ogre]

Camera 3, opens to a wide shot of the cigar store. A mother and her young daughter are walking by. Something odd catches their attention.

"Mommy, why is that man licking the insides of that cigar cabinet?"

"I don't know, hon. I just don't know."

Camera 2, close-up on Larry with slow zoom. Tears streaming down his face.

(sobs) "filthy screws….(lick lick)…frickin' filthy screws! (sob) (lick)

Damn, too late. I already cleaned the glass, and the cedar is to rough.