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Blueface
10-18-2013, 01:16 PM
A little old man shuffled slowly into the ' Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlour in Naples, FL and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids’.

kelmac07
10-18-2013, 01:31 PM
:r :r :r

big_jaygee
10-18-2013, 01:33 PM
:r :r :r