View Full Version : I paid off my house, now what?
ysr_racer
07-14-2013, 05:50 PM
So now that I've got a couple grand extra a month, what's the first thing I should buy?
If you've paid off your house, what did/do you do with the extra money?
MUNKY
07-14-2013, 05:52 PM
transfer funds to savings
ChicagoWhiteSox
07-14-2013, 06:03 PM
at OP, :lr:lr
Seriously, send me your extra dough and I'll spend it
401K for some of it. Maybe follow a long lost dream with the rest.
jonumberone
07-14-2013, 06:16 PM
Buy cigars at Costco!
AdamJoshua
07-14-2013, 06:22 PM
That pallet of ammo you missed out on when it as still cheap.
dwoodward
07-14-2013, 06:33 PM
Buy one of these:
http://www.humidorstore.com/walkin.html
Blueface
07-14-2013, 06:34 PM
Consider yourself amongst a select and very fortunately blessed few in this world.
Buy a bottle of Crystal to celebrate, along with the finest cigar in town.
Frame the letter from the bank, as again, relatively speaking, few will ever get one.
Besides that, buy whatever it is you see you want.
Wow, congrats!!! Smoke a nice one, buy a new trap gun :sh
Genetic Defect
07-14-2013, 07:12 PM
Shoot clays ......
ysr_racer
07-14-2013, 07:49 PM
Shoot clays ......
Goes without saying :)
Buy one of these:
http://www.humidorstore.com/walkin.html
Wifey says "NO"
Buy cigars at Costco!
Been there, done that
transfer funds to savings
Never going to happen :)
mosesbotbol
07-14-2013, 08:32 PM
Buy out a lease on someone's sports car for 12 months.
.cigardude.
07-14-2013, 08:51 PM
Buy a nice box of stogies and celebrate with your friends.
Gabe215
07-14-2013, 09:27 PM
Ride a motorcycle across Europe!!
RWhisenand
07-14-2013, 09:34 PM
I'll tell you what we did about four years ago when we paid off our house.
Not much for awhile.
Save, invest, have lots of fun, buy cool stuff you wouldn't otherwise, that's what we did.
Of course now we are looking to sell our house and move since our local real estate market is high, and buy a nicer house, cash of course, in an area where prices haven't come back yet.
We'll see, we are still looking to develop a source of income which will allow at least one of us to quit our job.
Good luck, and congratulations!
Fordman4ever
07-14-2013, 09:58 PM
start making my house payment
the jiggler
07-14-2013, 10:14 PM
Wow, what an accomplishment! We are closing on our house on Friday. So from the other end I say well done and whatever you do, do something you both enjoy.
Hookers and blow.
Oh, and a Wendy's pretzel bacon cheeseburger or three.
Adriftpanda
07-14-2013, 11:26 PM
Cheerios and chimichangas
The movie rights to "Guy on a Buffalo"
Photography composition lessons.
Adriftpanda
07-14-2013, 11:49 PM
Amazing cigar paintings
maninblack
07-15-2013, 05:36 AM
Buy a nice camera and take pics of random B&M's.
Blueface
07-15-2013, 05:44 AM
Buy a nice camera and take pics of random B&M's.
:r:r:r
ysr_racer
07-15-2013, 07:50 AM
Buy a nice camera and take pics of random B&M's.
Challenge accepted !!
Ride a motorcycle across Europe!!
I paid off my house, I didn't win the lottery :)
I'm 55, and still have to work for another 10 years (albeit mortgage free).
pampered yourself and your wife at spa... massage... sauna... jacuzzi...
14holestogie
07-15-2013, 08:01 AM
I'm 55, and still have to work for another 10 years (albeit mortgage free).
Invest for retirement?
ChicagoWhiteSox
07-15-2013, 08:15 AM
Invest for retirement?
Hell no Tim, that's way too smart :r
14holestogie
07-15-2013, 08:24 AM
Hell no Tim, that's way too smart :r
I thought it was worth a shot...:r
czerbe
07-15-2013, 09:07 AM
First Congrats Brother way to go!!!
Second, spend a little, save a lot... oh and maybe split my Payments 40%/60% ?
mosesbotbol
07-15-2013, 12:30 PM
How about become a Sugar Daddy to some sweet young thang...
markem
07-15-2013, 12:33 PM
No man is an island. Save for a few months and do something extra special with the family.
America is broken and getting worse. Save your money, use it to buy land or gold.
You don't want to be caught with no money or liquidity when the bottom falls out
either, so invest in a mattress with pockets.
Porch Dweller
07-15-2013, 12:38 PM
Congratulations! Put some in your vacation fund, put some towards awesome cigars, some towards fine aged whiskey, and put the rest towards a classic muscle car. The rest you can just waste. :)
Sweet_Leaf_PDX
07-15-2013, 01:54 PM
Congrats on paying off your house! If you've been wanting something then go out and buy it. Perhaps a "just for fun car" if you have the extra room for it in your garage?
Use your vacation time and travel! Experiences are the best gift you can give yourself.
jjirons69
07-15-2013, 02:39 PM
Get naked and run around the neighborhood.
Get your bucket list cigars and enjoy! Save a little, spend a little, and run around naked.
You could also buy Detroit.
Blak Smyth
07-15-2013, 02:55 PM
Hookers and blow.
Oh, and a Wendy's pretzel bacon cheeseburger or three.
Ding ding :noon
AlohaStyle
07-15-2013, 04:31 PM
Wifey says "NO"
If the wife is telling you what you can and can't buy, why the hell you asking us what you should buy?!? LOL :sl
ChicagoWhiteSox
07-15-2013, 04:37 PM
If the wife is telling you what you can and can't buy, why the hell you asking us what you should buy?!? LOL :sl
:r:r
shilala
07-15-2013, 05:35 PM
Buy a time machine, travel to next year, fetch all the nfl scores for me, come on back, and trade me for cigars. :tu
Edit:
Forget that, do what Jamie said. Buying Detroit never even crossed my mind.
BHalbrooks
07-15-2013, 05:43 PM
Buying Detroit never even crossed my mind.
Unless Robocop is involved that deal, I wouldn't buy. Detroit is such a shithole lol
replicant_argent
07-15-2013, 06:10 PM
One word. (or two)
Charcoal Futures.
icehog3
07-15-2013, 06:29 PM
Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.
Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind. :r
King James
07-15-2013, 06:34 PM
Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.
Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind. :r
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
pnoon
07-15-2013, 06:36 PM
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
:=:
icehog3
07-15-2013, 06:39 PM
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen! :D
pnoon
07-15-2013, 06:39 PM
South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen! :D
:lr
You guys are killin' me!
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
pnoon
07-15-2013, 07:00 PM
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Hey, Andy.
You been sniffin' the turpentine again?
icehog3
07-15-2013, 07:08 PM
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E
Hey, Andy.
You been sniffin' the turpentine again?
Nah, contact high from the burnt powder while shooting clays.
BHalbrooks
07-15-2013, 07:10 PM
...Tom, what kinda crap are you looking for on YouTube, to find that lol
The movie rights to "Guy on a Buffalo"
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E
That's a second.
Can we get a vote? All in favor say "Aye". All opposed say "Ban me"
Blueface
07-15-2013, 07:37 PM
My entire left leg is pissed all over.
Damn you guys!!!
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?
replicant_argent
07-15-2013, 07:47 PM
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Holy sh!t, you know Randolph Mantooth? Of
EMERGENCY!
fame?
We are not worthy.
KMG 365
ysr_racer
07-15-2013, 07:52 PM
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.
shark
07-15-2013, 09:14 PM
An office with orange and white stripes?
An all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?
a disco room with your own disco dancers?
A big backyard with Grecian statues?
markem
07-15-2013, 09:30 PM
Some ideas here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qFYmsuC01c
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.
Then, what do you want out of life?
BHalbrooks
07-15-2013, 09:51 PM
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?
:lr
cmitch
07-15-2013, 09:58 PM
I say you should open up a whorehouse and run it by hand.
BHalbrooks
07-15-2013, 10:26 PM
I say you should open up a whorehouse and run it by backhand.
Fixed for ya :sl
cjhalbrooks
07-15-2013, 10:35 PM
Why not still put that money in to your house as improvements? Like a swimming pool or new appliances or maybe just maybe a two story deck that the 1st floor will be for entertaining your "friends" and the 2nd level is for your true friends. With a wrap around bar, 97in HDTV, 100000 count igloodor and of course some como lazy boys. Just a thought.
Blueface
07-16-2013, 04:31 AM
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?
:wo
32" waist, 30 inseam, Lucky Brand jeans would be nice.
At the risk of sounding too greedy, since it appears there is lots of freed up funds, would really appreciate a Robert Graham shirt to go along with the jeans.
Not the cheaper $200 ones please. I prefer one of the latest $500 ones.
I sense a PM coming for my addy.:noon
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E
:lr I've laughed at those videos so many times. I had to find out where the scenes came from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198346/?ref_=sr_1
Tristan
07-17-2013, 06:16 AM
Maybe purchase a Samsung Apex?
jjirons69
07-18-2013, 03:25 PM
Detroit just got cheaper. Think about it....
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