The Romantic Guy

[RevSmoke]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!


The husband, typically non-romantic, replied:
I am on the commode. Please advise."

[363]

:r :r

[Dave128]

:lr:lr:lr

[big_jaygee]

:r :r :r

[G G]

Ha

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[Ogre]

:r:r

[Mattso3000]

Nice.

[Robulous78]

Classic :tu