BIC Cristal

[markem]

One simply must read the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004F9QBE6/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B004F9QBE6&linkCode=as2&tag=geek03b-20

[kelmac07]

I rolled when I read this. :r :r :r Had to post for those that won't click the link Mark.

"Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with."

[Ogre]

I had to read it twice, still can't believe it.

[markem]

Oh heck, read the last review.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Good stuff! If you haven't read the Three Wolf Moon shirt reviews, they are also super funny:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Sleeve-XXX-Large/dp/B000NZW3JI/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1365798922&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=three+wolf+moon+shirt


MCS

[markem]

Not a review, but a product tag. Too funny.

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/top-gear-t-shirt-tested-animals-didnt-fit.jpg

[CigarNut]

I can't find a switch to turn it on, and it didn't come with batteries. This is not the "for her" product I was expecting. At all.
:r :r

[cmitch]

Here's a review for snatch cream. Must read them all!
http://www.mynewpinkbutton.com/My-New-Pink-Button-Bettie/M/B002P0ST1K.htm

[riverdawg]

Good stuff! If you haven't read the Three Wolf Moon shirt reviews, they are also super funny:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Sleeve-XXX-Large/dp/B000NZW3JI/ref=sr_1_cc_2?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1365798922&sr=1-2-catcorr&keywords=three+wolf+moon+shirt


MCS

Some of those are hilarious. "My son was born without bones and when I put this shirt on him he grew bones.":D