Beaver Kills Man

[The Poet]

http://www.examiner.com/article/beaver-kills-man


And so? It's been happening for eons already . . . and what a way to go, right? :D

[Blueface]

Man, we can only all dream of being killed by a "beaver" or a "camel toe" for that matter.
Lucky guy.

[Genetic Defect]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY4MjgxODEzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzcyNzI2._V1._ SY314_CR18,0,214,314_.jpg

[OLS]

More than a few beavers have put a hurtin on me.