two priests and a drunk guy

[Genetic Defect]

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, "No, son, I'm Jesus Christ." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"

[cmitch]

My dad said his uncle was such a great magician. He could walk down the street and turn into a bar.

[Genetic Defect]

^^^ :r