SOS

[BHalbrooks]

This is not Brian, this is his wife Adreanna.

Brian has been going through a bit of a rough time dealing a lot with unemployment. He has been feeling really down and having a hard time seeing the bright side of things. Throughout his unemployment we've had to make some cut backs.... mostly on cigars...

I hate seeing him go through this because I love him so much and he has sacrificed almost everything for me. Including having a stable job. Since he packed his bags and moved 19hrs from home so I could pursue my dreams he's struggled with employment.


He's too proud to ask for any favors from anyone. So I'm taking charge. I know you all have a pretty tight community and I was wondering if a couple of you wouldn't mind helping with lifting his spirits.



Brian has told me before that if you post a picture of an empty humidor sometimes guys will "help you fill it." I would post a picture of it but I'm having a hard time figuring out how to navigate the sight, so could you just take my word for it? I'm just trying to give B a little pick me up and thought he'd really love to be surprised by some love from his fellow cigar smokers :)

Thanks a million guys!!!

Just hoping a couple see this before he finds it and takes it down haha! :tu

[688sonarmen]

Oh man!

[EricF]

This could end very badly!!! :tu

[Subvet642]

Adreanna, this is Darren from Longwood. I have some for him. Tell him to give me a call and we can meet-up on Saturday.

[BHalbrooks]

That's perfect Darren! I'm working all weekend as usual haha. So he will be free :)

And what do u mean this could end badly... did I do something wrong? uh oh..

[EricF]

And what do u mean this could end badly... did I do something wrong? uh oh..

No it means that if enough people see this, he may need another humidor! Bad in a good way! :D

[688sonarmen]

That's perfect Darren! I'm working all weekend as usual haha. So he will be free :)

And what do u mean this could end badly... did I do something wrong? uh oh..

Yeah, call in EOD! Just make sure its the Navy's and not the Coast Guard:D

[big_jaygee]

Yep very bad..... :lr :lr I hope he has a big enough humidor.... well like I say when I pull up to the pumps... fill'er up!

SOS received and package will drop tomorrow!

Sorry for the :gary I'm about to give you ugly twin!!

This is my new crusade!

[emopunker2004]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh wow oh.

Everyone quick write the address before he finds this

[big_jaygee]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh wow oh.

Everyone quick write the address before he finds this


I wonder how happy he will be when he sees this?? :lr :lr

[RobR1205]

Folks 'round these parts are "semper paratus" to blow up mailboxes...this could end badly.... :tu

Good to see another Coastie around here, Adreanna!

[EricF]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh wow oh.

Everyone quick write the address before he finds this

Too late to edit! Need a Mod to edit at this point! :D

[czerbe]

Oh F&%K Look out this is going to be awesome

:po

[cmitch]

At first glance, I thought this was him joshing around with us. It really is his wife. Glad I didn't see this first. Probably would've inserted my size 13 clean down my throat.

[big_jaygee]

Oh F&%K Look out this is going to be awesome

:po

:hy yes it will be

[BHalbrooks]

Thank's to everyone for helping out, I really appreciate it and I know B will :)

-Adreanna (the wife)

[icehog3]

Maybe someone might want to write down the address and volunteer to PM it out....this is a public site, and having that address up is a very bad idea. As soon as I see someone has volunteered to handle this, I will be taking it down.

[big_jaygee]

Maybe someone might want to write down the address and volunteer to PM it out....this is a public site, and having that address up is a very bad idea. As soon as I see someone has volunteered to handle this, I will be taking it down.

I have it written down and I will take care of the PM's. Anybody needs it or want it or know anybody who will PM for the info.

[icehog3]

Thanks Jason.

[BHalbrooks]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!

[emopunker2004]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!

:r skirt inbound!!

[Zane]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!

Too late dude. You are screwed! :gary

[Subvet642]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!

She out-foxed you, Bro. You're just gonna have to take your beatin'.

[G G]

wowzers

[cmitch]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!
You better hold on to this one. She's a KEEPER!

Oh, and your so f^cked 50 ways from Sunday, brother! :r:sl:noon

[Steve]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!

:gl




:tf

[Remo]

Bro, your wife just gave you the ultimate :gary :lr

[RobR1205]

Your goose is cooked big guy

[emopunker2004]

http://i.qkme.me/35qwob.jpg

[BHalbrooks]

She out-foxed you, Bro. You're just gonna have to take your beatin'.
Yea, she beat me this time... Bastard!
You better hold on to this one. She's a KEEPER!

Oh, and your so f^cked 50 ways from Sunday, brother! :r:sl:noon
At this rate I'm gonna f'in divorce her :r

[BHalbrooks]

Bro, your wife just gave you the ultimate :gary :lr
Yea she did. I don't know what I did to piss her off?
Your goose is cooked big guy
No **** man.

[Ogre]

I need an address please

[Ogre]

Brian, does your wife smoke infused cigars???

[emopunker2004]

At this rate I'm gonna f'in divorce her :r

No you won't. You married way up bro.

[emopunker2004]

I need an address please

Sent

[BHalbrooks]

Brian, does your wife smoke infused cigars???
Yes Larry, the witch smokes her infused crap when she can.
No you won't. You married way up bro.
Yes, that's true sadly. Lol

[Ogre]

It's amazing how fast an address can be sent. I ALMOST feel sorry for you Brian, almost.

[cmitch]

It's amazing how fast an address can be sent. I ALMOST feel sorry for you Brian, almost.

:r:r:r
That damned address has been sent so many times that if you stood the click and ship labels end to end, they'd stretch to the moon and back!

[emopunker2004]

:r:r

[cmitch]

Yes Larry, the witch smokes her infused crap when she can. Lol
While she's stirring the pot! I don't believe I've ever seen someone's wife hand one's ass to them like this. "Epic, be it will" - Yoda

[Ogre]

While she's stirring the pot! I don't believe I've ever seen someone's wife hand one's ass to them like this. "Epic, be it will" - Yoda

Thinking the same thing. She will have to suffer a little with him.:sl

[emopunker2004]

Thinking the same thing. She will have to suffer a little with him.:sl

She's married to him. Don't you think she's suffered enough?

[Ogre]

She's married to him. Don't you think she's suffered enough?

Uuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, NO!!!!!:r

She is family, all fair with family.

[MarkinAZ]

Yeah, call in EOD! Just make sure its the Navy's and not the Coast Guard:D

...effing-A bro:tu

I have it written down and I will take care of the PM's. Anybody needs it or want it or know anybody who will PM for the info.

What does it take around here for someone to shoot me a PM with the poor souls addy:cf2

[emopunker2004]

Sent mark

[MarkinAZ]

Sent mark

Thanks Justin. You're the man!

And tomorrow is Friday:banger

[cmitch]

May the Lord have mercy on his poor, wretched soul. 'cause we won't!:noon

[emopunker2004]

From what I'm told he has a cooler and a large pelican case. He has plenty of empty space...

[cmitch]

From what I'm told he has a cooler and a large pelican case. He has plenty of empty space...
Think there's a way to find out the dimensions of said coolidor and pelican case? Just sayin'.:r

[emopunker2004]

Think there's a way to find out the dimensions of said coolidor and pelican case? Just sayin'.:r

Here's his pelican case. It has the model name. I'm sure you could search google for the dimensions :r

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1809956&postcount=3784

[cmitch]

Here's his pelican case. It has the model name. I'm sure you could search google for the dimensions :r

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1809956&postcount=3784
Yep. That's official. He's getting the hell beat out of him!:r:gary

[BHalbrooks]

She's married to him. Don't you think she's suffered enough?
She deserves everything she's ever gotten from me, after today anyways :sl
I didn't know this whole time I've:
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/22938/Sleeping_With_The_Enemy_zps15ab8ec7.jpg
From what I'm told he has a cooler and a large pelican case. He has plenty of empty space...
Jesus H. You guys are like the effin FBI. Nothing is safe.

[czerbe]

She deserves everything she's ever gotten from me, after today anyways :sl
I didn't know this whole time I've:
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r232/22938/Sleeping_With_The_Enemy_zps15ab8ec7.jpg

Jesus H. You guys are like the effin FBI. Nothing is safe.

The way I see it is you asked for it by not logging out each time you leave the site LOL :gary

[BHalbrooks]

28/3/13 - The day I put a hard as **** password on my Computer lol

[363]

Here's his pelican case. It has the model name. I'm sure you could search google for the dimensions :r

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=1809956&postcount=3784

Inside Dimensions: 14.62 in. x 10.18 in. x 6 in.
here are the Dims
I might have to help out with this one. Justin please PM me the addy

[cjhalbrooks]

Okay this is what i can do to help. I am helping because he didnt tell me how bad they are. Well B I love you.
Everyone else i have insider Info on B. If you need anything i have his addy and so forth. Andy you are Fuc Awesome

[big_jaygee]

B,

Dc# 9405 5036 9930 0373 0062 71

Enjoy it brother

[BHalbrooks]

Thanks Twin lol

[cmitch]

The return address on mine says 'American Pipe and Hemp Company'. Hope you don't mind . . .:r

DC# 9405 5036 9930 0372 8200 69

[Subvet642]

No you won't. You married way up bro.

:tpd:

[MarkinAZ]

Jesus H. You guys are like the effin FBI. Nothing is safe...

...or private

DC# 03073330000179115696:D

[hammondc]

ouch. brace for impact

[emopunker2004]

Go ahead and put your big girl panties on. The skirt will soon be yours...

[irratebass]

Oh I'm In!!!!!

Pm for addy coming

[BHalbrooks]

Come on guys, this isn't necessary, really!

[cmitch]

Come on guys, this isn't necessary, really!
Identify 'necessary', Logan 5.

[big_jaygee]

Come on guys, this isn't necessary, really!


We do it because you are a BOTL and this is a PIF movement so get ready for a serious :gary

[MarkinAZ]

...or private

DC# 03073330000179115696:D


Well, I guess its this number maybe:

9505 5109 4330 3088 5357 41

Geez, FOG:D

[emopunker2004]

Just finished a lil bomb shopping...

[363]

Lol

[big_jaygee]

Just finished a lil bomb shopping...

:lr

[Genetic Defect]

Come on guys, this isn't necessary, really!

I agree

[Ogre]

Come on guys, this isn't necessary, really!

Too late for begging. You may want to warn your mailman though!!!!!

[BHalbrooks]

I agree
Well, at least I didn't ask for it I guess. :sh
Too late for begging. You may want to warn your mailman though!!!!!
Yea, I meant to say something to him today. Just missed him. He's an asshole, so I might just let it happen :r

[Genetic Defect]

Well, at least I didn't ask for it I guess. :sh

Yea, I meant to say something to him today. Just missed him. He's an asshole, so I might just let it happen :r

Really?

[BHalbrooks]

I didn't ask anyone for anything. Read my post a couple pages ago. My Wife logged in my account... I didn't know what she was posting. She said she wanted to make her own account and ask about infused here. I feel guilty when people send Cigars to me. There are more deserving, like the Troops.

[pnoon]

Really?

I didn't ask anyone for anything. Read my post a couple pages ago. My Wife logged in my account... I didn't know what she was posting. She said she wanted to make her own account and ask about infused here. I feel guilty when people send Cigars to me. There are more deserving, like the Troops.

Opinions in the Asylum are quite varied.
:2

[cmitch]

I didn't ask anyone for anything. Read my post a couple pages ago. My Wife logged in my account... I didn't know what she was posting. She said she wanted to make her own account and ask about infused here. I feel guilty when people send Cigars to me. There are more deserving, like the Troops.

You're groveling. I tried it once. It didn't work. It's almost like throwing blood in with the sharks. You end up feeding their lust to beat on you even more. Just sit back, relax and take your beating. Hug your wife, thank her for thinking about you. Support her career and eventually, good things will happen for you. Okay, I truly get why you can't relax. But, take it as easy as you can, clean up that Pelican and your coolidor, because your ass, as you knew it, is fixing to be pummeled into unrecognition. :noon

And, of course, no one twisted anyone's arm here. We all had a choice to walk away or send some brotherly love.

[big_jaygee]

Rules Of Cigar Asylum: 3. Off-Limit Topics,asking or hinting for other people to send you cigars (mooching).

to hell with this bro if you need some cigars ask me for some.... (i call it sharing)

dont care if you posted it or not. (i dont think you did IMO) you need them i have them they are yours bro.

[Genetic Defect]

:bhd

[cmitch]

Rules Of Cigar Asylum: 3. Off-Limit Topics,asking or hinting for other people to send you cigars (mooching).

to hell with this bro if you need some cigars ask me for some.... (i call it sharing)

dont care if you posted it or not. (i dont think you did IMO) you need them i have them they are yours bro.

Rulz are in place for a reason and I agree with said rule. If I felt this was a mooch thread posted by him, I'd walked. I honestly believe his wife posted it and while some felt it was a bit crass, I see her heart as being in the right place. Regardless of what people think, it is not for us to worry. I truly enjoy doing things like this. As it's said, it's more joyous to give than to receive.

[big_jaygee]

Rulz are in place for a reason and I agree with said rule. If I felt this was a mooch thread posted by him, I'd walked. I honestly believe his wife posted it and while some felt it was a bit crass, I see her heart as being in the right place. Regardless of what people think, it is not for us to worry. I truly enjoy doing things like this. As it's said, it's more joyous to give than to receive.

ok maybe i worded that all wrong and should not of used a direct quote from that signature line....

i agree... i felt (and still feel) it was not a mooch post so i got involved. i agree with the better to send then to receive.

[Subvet642]

ok maybe i worded that all wrong and should not of used a direct quote from that signature line....

i agree... i felt (and still feel) it was not a mooch post so i got involved. i agree with the better to send then to receive.

I know Brian. He would NOT, EVER, even entertain such a thought as mooching. I'm certain that he's mortified by all this attention. He didn't even let on to me how bad he was hurtin', so smack him around with impunity...I'm having him over to herf at 10:00 this morning, he's toast. :sl

[cjhalbrooks]

I know Brian. He would NOT, EVER, even entertain such a thought as mooching. I'm certain that he's mortified by all this attention. He didn't even let on to me how bad he was hurtin', so smack him around with impunity...I'm having him over to herf at 10:00 this morning, he's toast. :sl

I agree with this. My brother is the one guy i would never think would do this by on his own. I know his wife she is the crazy one

[emopunker2004]

9500 1000 1670 3089 0001 40

:r :r :r

[EricF]

So it is written...So let it be done!!!

DC 9405 5036 9930 0374 0442 89

[emopunker2004]

So it is written...So let it be done!!!

DC 9405 5036 9930 0374 0442 89

Oh this is gonna be good! :sl

[emopunker2004]

When the dust settles we expect a damages thread so we can all :r at you.

[pnoon]

When the dust settles we expect a damages thread so we can all :r at you.

What's the point of that? So you can pat each other on the back?

If you are giving in the true spirit of giving, send your package and be satisfied in knowing that you did a good deed and helped someone out.

The "look what I/we did" is not what it's all about.

:2

[emopunker2004]

Because I want to see the hilarity that ensues. I don't care about pats on the back. I don't care if the packages are identified by name. I want to see what was sent as a whole.

[pnoon]

Right.
Because this is all about you. :rolleyes:

To me, it's not hilarious. Some guys helping a brother out when he's down. So you get off on the volume of sticks he'll receive. I get it. But I see a different purpose.

[emopunker2004]

I enjoy helping him out when he's down but that doesn't mean it can't also be amusing as well.

[BHalbrooks]

But I see a different purpose.
What purpose is that, Peter?
This?:
What's the point of that? So you can pat each other on the back?

[pnoon]

what purpose is that, peter?


vvvvvvvv



if you are giving in the true spirit of giving, send your package and be satisfied in knowing that you did a good deed and helped someone out.


some guys helping a brother out when he's down.

[BHalbrooks]

Sorry, I meant the purpose in a "I got bombed" thread, not overall gifting Cigars.

[Subvet642]

I enjoy helping him out when he's down but that doesn't mean it can't also be amusing as well.

:tpd: No one's arms are being twisted, this is just a bunch of BOTLs having some fun with another BOTL and helping him out at the same time.

[pnoon]

One last attempt to make my point and then I'm done.

Pressuring a recipient to post pictures of this gesture or any other bomb is not in the true spirit of giving. Sure it's nice to see a public thank you. But any acknowledgement would suffice. Many give the impression that posting "carnage" is expected.

If you want to humbly accept your gifts and quietly PM a sincere thank you to those that helped you out, that is all that is needed. If you want to post pictures publicly, go for it. But don't feel pressured or obligated to do so.

I think in this case the majority of people who want to see the damage are those that participated. The rest of the asylum know that you will be getting a butt load of cigars from those that posted.

[BHalbrooks]

I got ya Peter

[emopunker2004]

Sorry Peter. My intention was not to pressure him.

[DMK]

NO. NO NO NO NO NO. She said she made her own account and she was asking about infused sticks! What the ****! I kindly request that everyone just ignore this thread. We're doing just fine :tu. I'm literally speechless... She's like Judas!

SKIRT !!:r:r

[RobR1205]

28/3/13 - The day I put a hard as **** password on my Computer lol

I<3USCG isn't that hard of a password big guy. ;)

[czerbe]

Play nice boys... this is a wonderful idea and show of brother/sisterhood by everybody. No matter what its a testament to the people on this site and what they are willing to do for others. ..... That is all

[shark]

The biggest bomb I've seen dropped on someone was at another cigar BB. The victim was a guy who was very, very generous, so a couple of other members put their heads together and started a collection campaign. When it was all said and done, we got together a large cooler full of cigars and someone hand delivered it to the guy's house...:)

[big_jaygee]

The biggest bomb I've seen dropped on someone was at another cigar BB. The victim was a guy who was very, very generous, so a couple of other members put their heads together and started a collection campaign. When it was all said and done, we got together a large cooler full of cigars and someone hand delivered it to the guy's house...:)

:r damn that sounds like a hell of a bomb :lr :lr

[BHalbrooks]

I<3USCG isn't that hard of a password big guy. ;)
No no, I put it as ume69 :sl
The biggest bomb I've seen dropped on someone was at another cigar BB. The victim was a guy who was very, very generous, so a couple of other members put their heads together and started a collection campaign. When it was all said and done, we got together a large cooler full of cigars and someone hand delivered it to the guy's house...:)
Mother of god

[RobR1205]

Damn, I love this site! I swear the camaraderie around here is amazing :D

[cmitch]

Good to see you survived the blast, Brian! :r

[emopunker2004]

Good to see you survived the blast, Brian! :r

So far.