Lost in translation

[Blueface]

My neighbors, the two hot looking, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex !

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said:
"I wanna watch !"

[MurphysLaw]

:lr :lr :lr

[AdamJoshua]

:r :r

I would post that on my facebook but the 2 lesbians on there... well let's just say I wouldn't even want a rolex from them :r

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[big_jaygee]

:lr :lr :lr

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[cmitch]

They gave you a Timex to symbolize their relationship. It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.

[Genetic Defect]

:r sounds like a legit Carlos story.