smokin5
02-14-2013, 08:39 AM
Two women were having lunch and discussing their husbands.
"Any idea what Bob is getting you for Valentines Day?"
"Roses - that's a given."
"You don't seem happy about it. What's wrong with roses?"
"Well, Bob has certain 'expectations' after giving me flowers,
and I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back
with my legs in the air."
"Don't you own a vase?"
"Any idea what Bob is getting you for Valentines Day?"
"Roses - that's a given."
"You don't seem happy about it. What's wrong with roses?"
"Well, Bob has certain 'expectations' after giving me flowers,
and I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back
with my legs in the air."
"Don't you own a vase?"