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RevSmoke
01-16-2013, 01:57 PM
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

iaMkcK
01-16-2013, 01:58 PM
You go'n get audit'd :r:r

big_jaygee
01-16-2013, 02:00 PM
Speak the truth Rev. ! :r :r

RevSmoke
01-16-2013, 02:08 PM
You go'n get audit'd :r:r

I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.

iaMkcK
01-16-2013, 02:09 PM
I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.

I know, haha. That's why I tossed the :r:r's in there :D

The Poet
01-16-2013, 02:14 PM
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.

Bax
01-16-2013, 02:15 PM
It's a good one.... sad, but good!

kelmac07
01-16-2013, 03:49 PM
:r :r :r

equetefue
01-16-2013, 05:45 PM
Hahaha

CigarNut
01-16-2013, 05:48 PM
:r :r

cmitch
01-16-2013, 05:57 PM
Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.

I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.

The Poet
01-17-2013, 12:43 PM
I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.

Had you lived in Gulf Coast Mississippi instead of Northern Alabama during Katrina, you just might have gotten one. My uncle did . . . after a roofless 6-week delay.

zmancbr
01-17-2013, 02:22 PM
LMFAO...I def like this one!:D:banger